Jim Cavanaugh (Adam Scarimbolo) is a shy suburban New Jersey teenager. His mom left when he was a child and his father (Greg Travis) is an ass. The unrelenting psychotic domination of his redneck dad forces Jim to search out his long lost mother. His quest takes him to the backwoods of Jersey where he encounters semi-retarded hillbillies who have a taste for DIY circumcisions and Peterbilt trucks. Nobody escapes the bloodletting in this heartwarming tale of a family reunited. Sure to be a holiday classic. Written by Mr. Pickles