Sal: [after finding a puppy] I'm going to call him chestnut because he's little and brown. Ray: Where he gonna poop? Ray: [sees their new house has a balcony] Sal, a place to poop. Sal: [Laura looks at the girls confused] yeah... urrm... Ray: [measures dog's height] I think we're feeding him too much. [measures dog again] Ray: Now I know we're feeding him too much. Mary: Don't forget to write us. Ray: But we don't got stamps. Ray: Do you think we'll ever get adopted, Sal? Sal: Probably not. Ray: Chess! Sal: [whispers] No dogs allowed! Ray: Sal, we're gonna be a family now!