Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang (1999)

  • 加拿大 美国
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  • 家庭  奇幻
Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang
  • 片       名Jacob Two Two M...
  • 上映时间1999年10月08日(加拿大)
  • 导       演 George Blo...


  • Justice Rough, The Judge: [after hearing Jacob speak] What was that squeaking noise? Jailer: Your lawyer's here. Jacob Two Two: My lawyer? What lawyer? Jailer: Tough luck, kid. Your lawyer is Louie the Loser. Louie Loser: [comes onto the scene eating a doughnut] Actualy, the name's "Loo-zar", "Loo-zar". Jailer: Sixteen years without winning a case? I don't think so. [to Jacob] Jailer: Believe me, kid, the name's "loser"! Mr. Fish: [introducing the Hooded Fang] It is my pleasure... to introduce a man... did I say a man? I meant a low-down rat! The Hooded Fang: I am the fear of all fears... I am the nightmare of all nightmares... I am the monster that monsters run away from. Louie Loser: Your honor, I object! Justice Rough, The Judge: [menacing] Object? Object to what? Are you objecting to me! Louie Loser: No, I said I "in-ject". I inject my approval of what you said. Good call, judge, guilty! Justice Rough, The Judge: [to Jacob] I sentence you to two years, two months, two weeks, two days, two hours, two minutes... and *five* seconds... to the Slimers' Island Children Prison! [as he about to bang his gavel, he laughs evilly] Justice Rough, The Judge: [rapping] If he's let go, no grown-up will be safe/This boy is bent on evil/You can see it in his eyes/And he has the nerve to come in and fill my court with LIES!/He ought to be locked up... like all the other punks his size! The Hooded Fang: [to Miss Fowl] If I catch you eavesdropping again, I'll have you pan-fried Southern style. Jacob Two Two: [about his plan] Why isn't it working? Ben: Was that a rhetorical question? Jacob Two Two: [confused] What? The Hooded Fang: [lying to him about his job in a factory] You're gonna have a party, with cake and ice cream and all your friends are gonna come by and bring you presents. [bellows] The Hooded Fang: You're gonna *WORK*! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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