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Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang
(1999)
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Gary Busey
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饰The Hooded Fa...
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Miranda Richardson
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饰Miss Fowl
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Max Morrow
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饰Jacob Two Two
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Ice-T
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饰Justice Rough...
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Maury Chaykin
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饰Mr. Cooper/Lo...
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Alison Pill
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饰Shapiro/Marfa
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Justice Rough, The Judge:
[after hearing Jacob speak] What was that squeaking noise?
Jailer:
Your lawyer's here.
Jacob Two Two:
My lawyer? What lawyer?
Jailer:
Tough luck, kid. Your lawyer is Louie the Loser.
Louie Loser:
[comes onto the scene eating a doughnut] Actualy, the name's "Loo-zar", "Loo-zar".
Jailer:
Sixteen years without winning a case? I don't think so.
[to Jacob]
Jailer:
Believe me, kid, the name's "loser"!
Mr. Fish:
[introducing the Hooded Fang] It is my pleasure... to introduce a man... did I say a man? I meant a low-down rat!
The Hooded Fang:
I am the fear of all fears... I am the nightmare of all nightmares... I am the monster that monsters run away from.
Louie Loser:
Your honor, I object!
Justice Rough, The Judge:
[menacing] Object? Object to what? Are you objecting to me!
Louie Loser:
No, I said I "in-ject". I inject my approval of what you said. Good call, judge, guilty!
Justice Rough, The Judge:
[to Jacob] I sentence you to two years, two months, two weeks, two days, two hours, two minutes... and *five* seconds... to the Slimers' Island Children Prison!
[as he about to bang his gavel, he laughs evilly]
Justice Rough, The Judge:
[rapping] If he's let go, no grown-up will be safe/This boy is bent on evil/You can see it in his eyes/And he has the nerve to come in and fill my court with LIES!/He ought to be locked up... like all the other punks his size!
The Hooded Fang:
[to Miss Fowl] If I catch you eavesdropping again, I'll have you pan-fried Southern style.
Jacob Two Two:
[about his plan] Why isn't it working?
Ben:
Was that a rhetorical question?
Jacob Two Two:
[confused] What?
The Hooded Fang:
[lying to him about his job in a factory] You're gonna have a party, with cake and ice cream and all your friends are gonna come by and bring you presents.
[bellows]
The Hooded Fang:
You're gonna *WORK*!
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