Alice follows a white rabbit down a rabbit-hole into a whimsical Wonderland, where she meets characters like the delightful Cheshire Cat, th...更多>
Alice: I'm not staying here listening you to be rude. March Hare: You'll find better places for that, I'm sure. Alice: If you drink too much from a bottle marked "poison," it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later. Alice: I think carefully before acting rashly. Queen of Hearts: Sound advice. Tweedledee: I was an advisor to the British army. Tweedledum: I advised them not to take him, but they wouldn't listen. Alice: You don't seem to have much riding practice. White Knight: What makes you say that? Alice: You keep falling off your horse! Mad Hatter: Personal remarks are rude? Alice: Mm-hmm. Mad Hatter: Egad, you learn something new every day. Queen of Hearts: I gave you fair warning. Either you or your head must be *off*! Mock Turtle: The master was an old turtle. We used to call him Tortoise. Alice: Why did you call him Tortoise if he wasn't one? Mock Turtle: We called him Tortoise because he taught us! Alice: Why am I here? Duchess: To save Jack from a death worse than fate! Alice: Oh Tiger Lily, I wish you could talk so you could tell me how to get out of this wood. Tiger Lily: I can talk, when there's anybody worth talking to! Alice: You have to tread with care when dealing with cats, they have influence and are seen in all the smart places. Queen of Hearts: Cedric! You must cross-examine the witness! King of Hearts: [sigh] Oh, must I? Queen of Hearts: Yes, Cedric, be a man. King of Hearts: [sigh] Oh, all right. Queen of Hearts: I am NOT in the habit of talking to myself. [aside] Queen of Hearts:
Even though it's the only way I can get a decent conversation around here.
Mad Hatter: Time marches on its stomach! Alice: It's an army that marches on its stomach! March Hare: It doesn't matter what's supposed to march on its stomach. It's time to move down. Mad Hatter: Well, then I rest my case March Hare: Where? Mad Hatter: [points towards a suitcase] Over there.