Six years ago, the space alien, ALF, was on his way back to his new home...When the Alien Task Force finally caught him. Now, the story cont...更多>
[the military is playing a video of one of the tests done on ALF] ALF:
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This one is definitely the Pepsi.
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[Mullican and Hill have kidnapped ALF and put him in a mail bag] Dr. Mullican: Don't look now, the mail's awake. ALF: What's going on? Oh, wait, now I remember, I'm being kidnapped by humans. There's a switch. ALF: [ALF is strapped into an electric chair] "I take it this isn't the word association test." Dr. Warner: No, no. We're going to conduct a different test. ALF: I'm not sure I like the word 'conduct'. Dr. Warner: [after ALF looks at a High Voltage sign] Oh, pay no attention to that sign, it shouldn't even be there. I'll remove it if it bothers you. ALF: It bothers me. [Warner gets electrocuted when trying to remove the sign and falls over] ALF: [As Warner begins to sizzle on the floor] Medic. Medic. Military Researcher: Good morning. I'm Dr. Carnage. ALF: Yikes. Military Researcher: Yikes yourself.