Jafar: If it wasn't for me, you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar squawking "Polly want a cracker"! Iago: The street rat is living in the palace now? That's it! All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair! Iago: I've got sand in places I didn't know I had! Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves: [hesitating on freeing Jafar] Now wait a minute. How will I know that these treasures won't just magically disappear when I set you free? Jafar: [losing it] The more pressing question is, how will you stay alive if you don't? Jafar: That was two wishes. Take your time with the third, [menacingly] Jafar: or otherwise your going to wish you never were born. Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves: [sees a green diamond flower] Oh. I always wanted one of those. Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves: [to himself] That stinkin' Aladdin! First chance I get, I'll slice him in half! Thief: [to other thieves] That stinking Abis Mal! First chance we get, let's slice him in half! Iago: Aah... being a good guy has his advantages. Advisor to Aladdin, the new grand vizier. And when Aladdin becomes Sultan, that will make me the grand vizier! Only I'm not gonna blow it like that idiot Jafar! I'll never have to stand in his shadow again! [lights go out, Jafar appears out of darkness] Iago: Wha...? Jafar! [nervously] Iago: Buddy? Aladdin 'Al': Sultan, I have to tell you something about Iago... [Iago tickles Rajah's nose, Rajah spits Iago out in front of Sultan] Aladdin 'Al': ...he's here. [Aladdin, Abu, and Iago bump into Abis Mal & company] Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves: You... look familiar Thief: It's Aladdin. Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves: Where? It is? I knew that! Hurt him a lot! Hurt him and his monkey and his parrot too! Iago: [smearing dirt all over himself] I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy act. And I'll be back in the palace quicker than you can say "Easy Street." [Aladdin turns corner to find Iago panting for breath] Iago: Al... finally... got free... of... Jafar. Aladdin 'Al': Iago! What are you doing here?
: Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me... [Aladdin tries grabbing him] Iago: Hey, I meant gentle-like! Blue Genie: [running up to Jasmine with Abu to catch Sultan & Aladdin] Make way for the picnic boys! Princess Jasmine: Sorry, Genie. They already left. Blue Genie: Without us? Don't worry, I'll catch up in a flash. Princess Jasmine: No! Without me, too. Aladdin needs to spend some quiet time with father to patch things up. Blue Genie: [to Abu] You know what this means, monkey boy? [pause] Blue Genie: More food for us! Blue Genie: [about Jafar] Don't worry, Abu. He's a genie, and genies can't kill anyone. [Jafar's hands turn into dragons and spray fire all over Genie and Abu] Blue Genie: [wheezing] But you'd be surprised what you can live through. Jafar: Iago... you betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies! Then you turned on them as soon at it was in your best interests. That's what I love about you. You're so... predictable. A villain through and through! [Genie saves Aladdin from being beheaded] Aladdin 'Al': Thanks for saving me. Blue Genie: Oh, Al, you know I had to. That no-head look is just not you. Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves: Oh, I know! I could wish for the legendary treasure chest of King Malakhan! [Jafar makes chest appear around Abis Mal, then makes it disappear] Jafar: Oh, I am dreadfully sorry. I thought that was your wish. Are you quite all right? Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves: [agitated] No, I am not quite... Jafar: Excellent. Good to see all is well. [Last lines] Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves: Does this mean I don't get my third wish? Blue Genie: [Thinking he destroyed Jafar] HAHAHAHA! Who's laughing now? Jafar: Hahahahaa! [Reappears] Jafar: I believe it's me. Abu the Monkey: Argh! Iago: Reality check: Jafar is large and in charge! Jafar: [singing] Men cower at the power in my pinky / My thumb is number one every list! But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible put me to the test / I'd love to put this rivalry to rest! Narrator: [singing] Pack your shield, pack your sword, you won't ever get bored Though get beaten or gored you might / C'mon down stop on by hop a carpet and fly to another Arabian Night.