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John Goodman
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饰Rex (voice)
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Rhea Perlman
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饰Mother Bird (...
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Jay Leno
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饰Vorb (voice)
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Charles Fleischer
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饰Dweeb (voice)
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Walter Cronkite
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饰Captain Newey...
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Julia Child
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饰Dr. Bleeb (vo...
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Louie:
C'mon, Big Eyes, ya killin' me. What's the matter?
Cecilia:
It's Thanksgiving...
Louie:
So, what's there to cry about? Ya don't like turkey?
Dweeb:
Let's face it... we've evolved.
Buster:
Hey, aren't you a dinosaur?
Rex:
Why, yes. From tooth to toe, I am.
Buster:
Then, what are you doin' playing golf?
Rex:
I'm smart, Buster. I'm a smart dinosaur. But... I wasn't always.
Buster:
You weren't?
Rex:
Oh, no. I started off stupid and violent.
Buster:
You DID?
Rex:
This was a long time ago, you understand? A LONG time ago. I was a real terror then. I was a real animal. And I was hungry, ALL the time!
Louie:
Everybody, I'd like you to meet my new friend, Cecilia Nuthatch.
Rex:
The names Rex. Nice to meet you.
Cecilia:
A pleasure Rex.
[curtsies]
Cecilia:
Very nice to meet you.
Dweeb:
...And I'm Dweeb! Hi!
Cecilia:
A pleasure Dweeb.
[curtsies]
Cecilia:
Very nice to meet you.
Elsa:
[chuckling] She's so well brought-up!
Louie:
Alright, break it up. Enough with the pleasantries...
Professor Screweyes:
Hey Stubbs! Where do you think you're goin'? Get back here!
Stubbs the Clown:
Oh, I forgot to tell ya... I QUIT! I quit! Ha! I resign! Are you gettin' this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY outta here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep YOUR clothes clean!
[audience laughs]
Stubbs the Clown:
But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! KEEP MY LAST CHECK, BUDDY!
[hands each item to Screweyes as he mentions it]
Stubbs the Clown:
Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes...
Stubbs the Clown:
...my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tounge gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard!
[audience laughing]
Stubbs the Clown:
SO LONG!
Stubbs the Clown:
Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya... THAT'S COMEDY!
Professor Screweyes<
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Brother! Brother, wait! When I am all alone... when I have no one to scare, I get very frightened myself.
Rex:
Sorry about the way I acted. I was a real animal.
Elsa:
We all have regrets, Rex.
Woog:
Tell me about it. The things I've stepped on.
Dr. Bleeb:
They're not here. I missed them again because of my endless, shameless lateness. No matter, we'll rendezvous. We'll rendezvous.
Rex:
I'm Rex. What's your name?
Louie:
I think it's Louie, but seeing you guys is giving me doubts about my brain.
Captain Neweyes:
Heard your wish on my wish radio. "Let no bad happen." Very good. Couldn't agree more.
Louie:
Put him down, Rex. Rex, that means king. Be a king, Rex.
Dr. Bleeb:
[Walks to the crane area where Louie and the dinosaurs just left] Welcome to New York City!
[adjusts her glasses, realizes that those are cranes]
Dr. Bleeb:
Oh, I missed them from apparent lateness. We'll rendezvous, we'll rendezvous.
Dr. Bleeb:
[Not noticing as Rex runs and steps over her, puts a poster over the Professor Screweyes Eccentric Circus poster] Dinosaur exhibit, the Museum of Natural History. You can't skimp out publicity.
Cecilia:
[the kids are in costume, participating in the circus as a cover] Louie, I feel so silly! What is wrong with these people?
Louie:
I dunno, but I've never seen so many tonsils in my life!
[Louie and Cecilia are about to sign Prof. Screweyes' contract]
Cecilia:
Louie, I'm scared.
Professor Screweyes:
You are? Good.
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