Hamtaro: If I were any more excited, I'd be confused! Stan: Say, do you guys got any cute Ham-Hams? Hamtaro: Well we all are cute. Stan: That's not what I meant. Dexter: Yeah, shake it baby! Howdy: This seed has no hair, so what's the point of combing there? Howdy: Ya'll Ham-hams can watch me dance, you can all even see my underpants! [to Pashmina about Howdy] Dexter: Don't ride that horse Penelope, that horse is a donkey. [Regarding Elder Ham] Howdy: How can you trust a guy who falls asleep on a chestnut sandwich? [Regarding Cappy] Hamtaro: May all your dreams be of Alfalfa! Hamtaro: I may be small, but I'm tougher than I look. Hamtaro: A brand new bedroom and a brand new house. It's time to explore. Hamtaro: [singing] Oh, chick-a, chick-a, chick-a, When you're in a jam, Ticky-ticky-ticky, Remember I'm your Ham! Oh, kushi-kushi-kushi, Remember I'm your Ham! Badda-badda-badda, When you need a man, Okuo, kushi, kushi, Remember I'm your Ham! Cappy: Why am I going hungry? Boss: Because you're lazy. Howdy: I should be on TV! Dexter: Laughing at your own jokes, huh Howdy? Howdy: What's manners? Dexter: Oh, never mind. You wouldn't understand. Jingle: Herbert's following his heart. Hamtaro: More like his stomach. Hamtaro: Who's house am I in? This isn't Laura's! [sees a bearded man] Hamtaro: Laura's grown a beard! Boss: You pet hamsters could use a little survival training. Stan: Don't worry, Pashmina baby! If you stop, I'll stop and we can do the macarena. Oxnard: How can I think on an empty stomach? Maxwell: I guess studying and hamsters just don't go together. Boss: I was having so much fun I forgot about lunch again.
: Hey, you're right! No wonder everyone's stomachs are growling! Snoozer: A Ham-Ham needs a school like a fish needs a bicycle. Jingle: Like a rainbow in the darkness, a masterpiece unsigned, a hole with no donut, I drift, unchained and free... I'm a rebel, free-range hamster seeking golden grains of truth. I'm a boat without an anchor, the fly that missed the swatter, I am my own moonlight and brighten my own way. Boss: Penelope's so tiny she didn't leave much of a scent for us to pick up on. Hamtaro: We're going to need a rescue plan, and I mean pronto! Bijou: What is this pronto? Oxnard: Dizzy from hunger, haven't eaten since my second brunch. Dexter: Hold on just an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-nano minute! Bijou: [off camera] Oh, Boss... Boss: It's already happening! I'm starting to hear her voice, and pretty soon I'm going to be seeing her all over the place! Hamtaro: [repeated line in the Japanese and English version - But not American] What would Michael Jackson do? Kana: The only way through a man's heart is through his stomach, you know. Hamtaro: I thought it was in his chest. Kana's Dad: How about slapping on some of my steaks? Kana: Dad's always thinking with his stomach. Kana's Dad: I can't help it if I have a high potabalism. Boss: [during a fight about Bijou] You asked her out? You dirty ham! I didn't give you to go anywhere near my girl! Stan: Oh, shut up, man, She'll *never* be your girl. Even if she wasn't half your age, [shouts] Stan: Paedophile! Boss: That's "*Mister* Paedophile" to you! Stan: [puzzled look] ... Excuse me? Mr. Yoshi, Melanie Foster's Dad, Mr. Cluck: I've always been a big chicken around chickens. Boss: Sticks and stones may bonk my nose, but words will never hurt me. Hamtaro: [happily] Nothing like a full stomach to chase the blues away. [suddenly turns down] Hamtaro: Blues? Oh, I'm supposed to be helping Laura, not my stomach!