Bean Bunny is too small to be useful (says his brother) to help prepare for the Bunny Picnic, so he wanders off and sees a legendary persecu...更多>
[after talking quietly to himself in bed] Bean: [loudly] Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute... [falls off the bed] Lugsy: we're waiting... Bean: [imagining] I'm not really Bean, I'm not really Bean, I'm not really Bean, I'm a giant tree and that dog can't get me. [fantasy sequence: Bean's a tree out in the middle of the woods when the dog comes up] Dog: Sniff sniff sniff, now where'd that bunny go? [Bean sighs and the dog looks up] Bean: Nobody here but us trees. Dog: Right. Twitch: [Bean's told them he saw a dog] Do you think he's telling the truth? Lugsy: He says he's a fire breathing dragon, and you ask me if he's telling the TRUTH? Bunnies: [singing] Hello sunshine/Hello birds on the wing/Hello spring time/We've been living for spring. Twitch: Bean... Bean? Bean: [hissing] Bean's not here. Lugsy: Then who're you? Bean: [hissing] I'm a fire breathing dragon. Lugsy: I'm not a bad bunny, am I? Twitch: No. Lugsy: [shouting] Then why do I have to have a little brother who always pretends he's a fire breathing dragon? Bean: Please don't make me go, there's a dog out there! Father: Dog! Did you say dog? Bean: Dog! Father: Dog! Bean: Dog! Father: Dog! Bean: Dog! Father: Dog! Lugsy: There's no dog. Father: No dog? Lugsy: No dog, it's just his imagination, again. Dog: I'll get that bunny or my name's not, my name's not... whatever it is. Bunny: [after Grandpa Bean tells the story of the bunny picnic and the dog and the farmer] But Grandpa Bean, what about the bunny picnic? Bean: Oh well I'm glad you asked, because there's never been another bunny picnic like it, before or since. Bean: [Bean and the Dog are hiding, the farmer's sneezing] What's going on? Dog: Bunnies make him sneeze something awful. Bean: They do? That gives me an idea. [leaves the bush] Dog: Where are you going, bunny? If he sees you... oh no... Farmer: [sees Bean] Oh no! Stay away from me! Stay away from me or I'll... ACHOO! Bean: Quick everyone, out in the open! Lugsy: [to Twitch] If he can do it, so can I. Twitch: Bean? Bean? Bean: I'm not Bean, I'm a weasel. [sniffs] Lugsy: No no no, you're not a weasel, you're a pain in the... Great Grandmother and Babble: [opens her door] Next door neighbor. Great Grandmother and Babble: I've only seen two dogs, both at a distance. Lugsy: You see, Bean? Bean: I am not Bean, I'm a nasty old owl and I'm going to get you. [charges at Lugsy but Great Grandmother gets in the way] Great Grandmother and Babble: Now Bean, you don't have to pretend to be a nasty old owl, why? Because you're a little bunny, at least that's what you are on the outside. Get it? Mother: Bulbous! Don't eat that, it's not cooked yet.