advertisement Spider-Man: Okay, trusty ol' automatic camera, time to make a couple a' bucks. Green Goblin: You're at the mercy of the real Green Goblin! And, of course, you know, I don't have any mercy! Spider-Man: So much for his plan to turn the town into Goblin City. Green Goblin: Wrong again, insect. There's more than enough formula here for New York, New Jersey, Philadelphia, Washington... Spider-Man: Mona, I'd better stop him before he reaches Anaheim, Azuza, and Cucamonga. Green Goblin: The troublesome trio! Iceman: Here I come, to help my chum, 'cause he is dum! Juggernaut: I am the one who found the lost temple of Cyttorak. I am the one who stole its mystic power. That power transformed me into the human Juggernaut, the only one who can destroy the X-Men! Kraven: I have the speed of a cheetah! Firestar: Even a cheetah can be caught! Spider-Man: You give off bad vibes, Shocker! Iceman: Introducing the ice-amazing, ice-astounding Iceman! Iceman: Saving your life is becoming a habit. Spider-Man: That's one habit you shouldn't break. Spider-Man: What do we call ourselves? Firestar: We used to be X-Men, Bobby. And since we're all friends, why not the Spider-Friends? Iceman: It's okay by me. Spider-Man: I'm flattered. Juggernaut: You can't stop me, Spider-Man. But, I can stop you! [Peter, Bobby and Angelica are hurrying home] Angelica Jones: I know. Let's have a race. [the three of them stop running] Angelica Jones: I'll even give you a head start. [in a brilliant flash of yellow light Angelica changes into Firestar. Bobby freezes himself in a human-size ice block and becomes Iceman. Iceman turns to Peter, who is only half-changed into his Spider-Man costume, not even wearing his mask] Peter Parker: [pulling his shoes off] Excuse me, but I've got to do it the *hard* way. Bruce Banner: Superheroes on a bus? What are you advertising? Spider-Man: Comic books. Iceman: Firestar, honey, I lava you. Firestar: Where did you get your clothes? TRASH CITY?