Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
  • 片       名Santa Claus Con...
  • 上映时间1964年11月14日(美国)
  • 导       演 Nicholas W...

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  • Billy: You'll never get away with this, you Martian! Kimar: Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mars. Why are you sleeping during working hours? Dropo: I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing. Betty: What are those funny things sticking out of your head? Rigna: Those are our antennae. Betty: Are you a television set? Kimar: How are you feeling today? Tired? Santa Claus: Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is. Santa Claus: Oh me, oh my, oh me! [after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh] Santa Claus: No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names. TV Interviewer: What is this strange looking creature over here? Santa Claus: Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian. TV Interviewer: A Martian? Wow-wee-wow! I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night. [Voldar doesn't think it's worth the trouble to kidnap Santa Claus and fly him to Mars] Voldar: All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit! Kimar: Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now. Santa Claus: Ho Ho, Hooo... Rigna: Chochem is eight hundred years old, you can't dismiss the wisdom of centuries. Voldar: I can. Santa Claus: Ho ho, we meet again, eh? Kimar: Chochem! Chochem! Are you here? Ancient one of Mars, I call upon you. Hargo: What's soft and round and you put it on a stick and you toast it in a fire, and it's green? Kimar: I don't know what? Hargo: A Martian mellow. TV News Announcer: [News report after Santas disappearance] And mrs Claus has positively identified the kidnapers as martians. Santa Claus: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • TV News Announcer: Here's another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly dissapeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either dissintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all radar beams. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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