Bart has only one enemy in the world: his piano teacher Dr. Terwilliker. Dr. T has a mad plan to force 500 young boys to practice at his mag...更多>
Dr. Terwilliker: Is it atomic? Bart Collins: Yes sir, VERY atomic! Mrs. Collins: The work for the happy finger method must go on. Bart Collins: I don't think the piano is my instrument. Dr. Terwilliker: What other instruments are there, pray tell? Scratchy violins, screechy piccolos, nauseating trumpets, et cetera, et cetera? Bart Collins: See? Now do you believe me? Mr. Zabladowski: We should always believe children. We should even believe their lies. Dr. Terwilliker: "the idiotic cock-eyed flum-dummery" Mr. Zabladowski: I am no cog; I don't even like the sound of it. I am an independent contractor.