A completely fabricated biography of the famous Danish fairytale writer Hans Christian Andersen featuring several of his stories and a balle...更多>
Did you ever hear the story of the old woman who shook her head at the family so much that one night it fell off? Right on the dinner table.
You dance the waltz like an elephant in a snowdrift! No, like an elephant that's fallen and trying to get up!
You know I like to think that shoes have a mind of their own. The ones that squeak don't want to leave the shop, and the ones that don't fit don't like the person that's wearing them.
[about Hans's stories]