The time of the French revolution, and Citizen Robespierre is beheading the French aristocracy. When word gets to England, two noblemen, Sir...更多>
The Black Fingernail: [taunting] Yooh whoo. It's me. Camembert: Tis he. After he. Bidet: After who? Camembert: After him. Bidet: After you. Jacqueline: I would do anything for you. Anything. Your wish is my command; and your desire is my desire. The Black Fingernail: Really? Jacqueline: Hmm-mm. The Black Fingernail: Methinks, if I play my cards right, I might be on to a good thing here. Citizen Robespierre: Have either of you ever seen a man looking like that? Camembert: Well, it's marvelous what you can do with a bit of padding. If I could just have a bit of a prod... Citizen Robespierre: No you cannot have a bit of a prod! Imbecile! Admit it. This Fingernail has made a monkey of you, yet again. Lady Binder: But then, you've always had magnificent balls, and I wouldn't miss one of them. The Black Fingernail: Thank you Lady Binder. The Black Fingernail: Excuse me, my dear. May I cut in? Lady Binder: Of course Rodney. Duc De Pommfrit: Come here, you little vixen! Desiree Dubarry: Oh, get off! Stop it! Camembert: I'm Camembert! I'm the big cheese! The Black Fingernail: Come, my dear, let's take a walk in the arbour. Desiree Dubarry: Blaimy! I didn't know we were so near the sea. Camembert: Remember you must be circumspect. Bidet: Oh, I was Sir. When I was a baby.