Ataru:
All I did was ask for her address and phone number, hold her hand, put my arm around her, and ask her out! That... that's all I did!
Future Ataru:
Damn you, Lum! All I did was create a harem. Although, to get money for the harem, I did sell all your stuff. But that wasn't enough, so I tricked you into working as well. And the room was small, I made you sleep on the roof, and I didn't feed you either. But... but... just because of that, you left me?
Ataru:
Of course she did, you bastard!
[Whacks him with mallet.]
Shinobu:
Oh, Lum! Did you happen to see a perverted rabbit flying through the air?
Shinobu:
I wonder if any decent guys have ever fallen onto the road.
Lum:
Darling, how do you account for this?
Ataru:
Huh? What?
Lum:
There's no future where we're married to one another! How do you explain this?
Ataru:
How the hell should I know? I'm... I'm suffering too!
Lum:
Just because there's no future in which you're master of a harem?
Ataru:
I'm not that stupid! I gave up on that foolish dream ages ago. I've been dreaming... of a much humbler future than that... even just a one-room apartment, with Lum.
Lum:
What... Darling!
Ataru:
...and Shinobu, and Sakura, and Ran, and Ryuunosuke, and Ryoko, and Asuka, and Benten, and Oyuki. Such a... such a humble future, is what I've been dreaming of!
Lum:
What's humble about that?
[Shinobu hangs from a doorknob for dear life.]
Lum:
Are you all right?
Shinobu:
Does it look like I'm all right?
Inaba:
But, I can't just let you go, I have to reward you somehow.
Shinobu:
I don't need a reward.
Inaba:
I know! As a reward, I'll go on a date with you!
Shinobu:
Now hold on...
Inaba:
No need to be shy. C'mon, how about it?
Shinobu:
I said NO!
[Punches him into the sky.]
Shinobu:
Do you understand THAT, you pervert?
Lum:
So, who wants to be toast first?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
