In the not-too-distant future of 1970, the United States is considering building bases on the Moon, and send a female colonel and two men to...更多>
Gen. 'Pappy' Greene: Colonel, I'm sending Major Moore as your co-pilot. Col. Briteis: Bill Moore? Oh no General, you can't! Gen. 'Pappy' Greene: And why not?
: The big lug hates me, he's jealous of me. Gen. 'Pappy' Greene: Now you listen to me, 'Brighteyes'... Col. Briteis: "Bright-ice", if you please... Gen. 'Pappy' Greene: Shut up BrightEYES, and listen to me! Major Moore is the best pilot we've got, better than you are! Col. Briteis: But, I don't understand why you... Gen. 'Pappy' Greene: PIPE DOWN! If he weighed 90 pounds instead of 180, he'd be a Colonel and a public hero and you'd still be a Captain. But you got the orbiting flight, you got the ticker tape parade and all the rest. Ever since then you've been too big for your britches. Get me? [Turns away from her] Col. Briteis: No, I WON'T! Gen. 'Pappy' Greene: [Turns and walks towards her, facing her to step back as he talks] ONE: Colonels don't say, "No", to Generals! TWO: You're not a superwoman, you're a spoiled brat! THREE: Anymore guff out of you and I'll turn you over my knee and spank you. Col. Briteis: [Nervous] If you do, I'll shout the place down. Gen. 'Pappy' Greene: I might add that this room is sound-proof. Col. Briteis: [Scared] You wouldn't dare! Gen. 'Pappy' Greene: You wanna try me? Col. Briteis: No. No sir. Col. Briteis: [after panicking over their predicament] Sorry for going female on you, Major.