Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor D...

Narrator: Then the Ishmaelites galloped off with a slave in tow, off to Egypt where Joseph was not keen to go; it wouldn't be a picnic he could tell. Joseph: And I don't speak Egyptian very well.... Simeon: It's funny, but since we lost Joseph, we've gone to the other extreme. Jacob: No-one comes to dinner now! Simeon: ...We'd only eat them, anyhow, I even find I'm missing Joseph's Dreams. Reuben: When I think of his last great battle, A lump comes to my throat. It Takes a man who knows no fear to wrestle...with a goat. Joseph: Benjamin! You nasty youth, your crime has shocked me to the core. *Never* in my whole career have I encountered this before. Guards! Seize him! Lock him in a cell. Throw the keys into the Nile as well. Joseph: Please stop, I don't believe in free love! Mrs. Potiphar: Pity. Reuben: We will starve if we hang around here. Zebulun: But in Egypt there's food going spare. Asher: They've got corn, they've got meat, they've got fruit *and* drinks. Benjamin, Dan: And if we have the time we could see the Sphinx! Pharaoh: Pharaoh is in the building!