Bessie and Winston "Slug" Winters are married coaches whose mission is to whip their college football team into shape. Just in time, they discover a hillbilly farmhand and his sister. But the hillbilly farmhand's ability to throw melons enables him to become their star passing ace. ffb Written by Shawn Ashley Married coaches Slug and Bessie find hillbilly football tosser Amos and the team gets invited to the Yale Bowl. Songs include "You Say the Darndest Thing," "It's Love I'm After," and "Down With Everything." Written by Ed Stephan