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Jerry Lawler:
Puppies!
Stone Cold:
And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so.
Stone Cold:
If you wanna see Stone Cold Steve Austin open up a can of whoop-ass, give me a *hell* yeah!
Stone Cold:
*What*?
JR:
Oh, my God!
JR:
Business is about to pick up.
JR:
He's running like a scalded dog.
JR:
This is gonna be one slobberknocker!
JR:
Aw, *come on*!
JR:
He's getting whipped like a government mule.
The Rock:
The Rock is gonna lay the smackdown on your candy ass! The Rock is gonna go down Know Your Role Boulevard, hang that right at Jabroni Drive, and proceed to check your candy ass in at the Smackdown Hotel. Know you role and shut your mouth. If you smell... what the Rock is cookin'!
The Rock:
Test, there is a song and it's called "The Twelve Days of Christmas." And you see Test, The Rock is wants sing twelve things you should look forward seeing tonight. And the Rock will go slow, for you Test, just let you understand and it goes,
[starts singing]
The Rock:
On a night Test faced the great one and this is what he will see: Twelve, sharpshooters stinging, eleven eye brows raising, ten spine's are busting, nine knockings knocking, eight kicks are kicking, seven punch are punching, six suplex smashing, five seconds people chanting The Rock's name
[fans start chanting]
The Rock:
[continues to sing] four rock bottoms, three peoples elbows on your two buck teeth and an ass kicking all over New Orleans!
Mankind:
Shut your role and know your mouth.
The Rock:
[when Big Show first appeared on Raw in 1999 with Vince McMahon] Vince who is this roody poo? Big Time you think you can come onto the Rock's show? You think you can walk down Know You Role Boulevard? Well The Rock says you should know your role and shut your mouth! Let the Rock tell you something you overgrown 500 pound bag of Monkey Crap, The Rock says that he is 3 seconds and The Rock means 3 seconds away from laying the Smackdown! on your candy ass!
The Rock:
Triple H let me get this straight, last week I beat your ass inside a steel cage match and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock understands why that is because you have a 3 foot long nose you turn it side ways and stick it straight up Vince's ass! Now onto 'Bad Ass' Billy Gunn. The night you won King of the Ring you got down on your knees, put your little hands together and you said this
[in a squeeky voice]
The Rock:
Oh dear God! You see I just won King of the Ring, but there's only one problem everybody still thinks that I absolutely suck! And at that point Billy, the heavens opened and your house started to shake and then God himself appeared and he said this 'Bob... But my name's Billy!' It doesn't matter what your name is! You're right you do suck! but there is one thing you can do, you need to see the man who is simply electrifying! You need to see The Rock! Oh God anybody but the Rock... Know your role and shut your mouth! And at that point Billy as fear went down you face and piss rolled down your leg, you could hear The Millions and Millions of Rock fans chanting his name
[fans chant Rocky]
The Rock:
If yer smeeellll what The Rock is cookin!
Vince McMahon:
[after Howard Finkle tries to say goodbye to Mr. McMahon after leaving WWF for a short time]
[yells]
Vince McMahon:
Get the hell away from me!
Shane McMahon:
[to Mr.McMahon]
[yells]
Shane McMahon:
Respect this!
[slaps him]
Vince McMahon:
[J.R. is talking to Steve Austin on the phone and Mr.Mc Mahon and the Corporation shows up]
[to JR]
Vince McMahon:
Who are you talking to?
JR:
[covering up who he is really talking to] My cousin.
Referee Earl Hebner:
[after being forced to give Triple H back his WWF belt after he did a fast three count and got touched by Triple H]
[to Triple H]
Referee Earl Hebner:
I'm going to press charges against you if you ever put your hands on me again.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler:
Her with those curves and me with no brakes!
[shouts]
Jerry 'The King' Lawler:
Puppies!
Val Venis:
[shouts] Hello, ladies!
John Cena:
You can't see me!
Viscera:
Eating makes me hot...
Trish Stratus:
Well, you must be the horniest person in the world!
Viscera:
Yo, waiter, you see this page here, that's what I want, the whole thing...
Jerry 'The King' Lawler:
Christy won't go anywhere without Lita, of course Lita will go anywhere.
JR:
You can't prove that.
Randy Orton:
My message was clear, you're either with me or against -
[crowd boos]
Randy Orton:
You're either with me or against me!
Eric Bischoff:
Last week, you said I should be a used car salesman, you didn't mean that.
Batista:
Of course I did, Eric!
Batista:
You know, Eric, I see you as a politician.
Eric Bischoff:
Mayor Bischoff, I like the sound of that.
Batista:
Even better yet, Eric, you should be a used car salesman.
Triple H:
[about Batista] If he so much as blinks on me, I will get on him as fast as possible!
JR:
Now he met the whole Turnbuckle family!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler:
She shouldn't even be here right now, she should be in the back with Mr. McMahon, having fun.
JR:
How do you know that was fun?
Jerry 'The King' Lawler:
What do you mean how would that be fun? You don't think that would be fun?
JR:
Well, he's not exactly my type, if you know what I mean...
Shawn Michaels:
[Canadian crowd is chanting "You Screwed Bret" during an interview with him] ... And your point being *what*, exactly?
Snitsky:
It wasn't my *fault*!
Hulk Hogan:
What you gonna do, brother? What you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
Vince McMahon:
[shouts] You're fired!
John Cena:
[shouts] You want some, come get some!
John Cena:
[shouts] The Champ is here!
The Rock:
[on an episode of This is Your Life, with Mankind, after Mankind introduces The Rock's high school sweetheart] How ya doin' honey? You remember back in high school, when me and you used to sit on you parents couch and we used used to kiss a little bit? And then you used to nibble on the Rock's neck, you used to like The Rock's tongue! And then you'd whisper Hey Rock, Hey Rock go for it, go for 2nd base! And what did you?
[shouting]
The Rock:
YOU CUT THE ROCK OFF ON SECOND BASE! And you come out here wanting to go one on one with the Great One? Now in front of all The Rock's fans you want to serve him a nice great piece of that poontang pie!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler:
HAHAHAHAH!
[choking]
JR:
Oh No!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler:
What pie was that JR?
JR:
Well whatever is was I'm sure she'll be willing to serve it! Piping hot, home made!
The Rock:
Well The Rock has got one thing to say to you... poontang your arse on outta here!
Bret Hart:
[to Vince McMahon] Frustrated isn't the goddamn word for it! This is BULLSHIT! You screwed me, everybody screws me and nobody does a goddamn thing about it! Nobody in the building cares, nobody in the dressing room cares, so much goddamn injustice around here, I've had it up to here! You know it, I know it, EVERYBODY knows it, I should be the World Wrestling Federation Champion! Everybody just keep turning a blind eye to it, you keep turning a blind eye to it, I've got that Gorilla Monsoon, he turns a blind eye to it, Everybody in that goddamn dressing room knows that I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.
[turns to fans]
Bret Hart:
And if you don't like it, tough SHIT!
Chris Jericho:
[to Kurt Angle] Welcome to RAW is Jericho! And Kirk Angel, I admit you've got the Intercontinental Championship, but you've also got bad breath and a terrible case of BO! And I would much rather look like this than look like a 30 year-old, never-kissed-a-woman olympic geek who still lives at home with his mommy. So Mrs. Angel, put down your Whiskey sour, pick the corn chips from between your teeth and see your baby boy 'Jackass' get a Y2J beating that he will never, ever forget a-gain.
Chris Jericho:
[to Chris Benoit] Welcome to RAW is Jericho! And Chris Benoyt, you seem to take yourself VERY, VERY seriously, but I take myself seriously too if I did all my interviews *in a monotone, robotic voice with no charisma whatsoever. And tonight, you radical jackass, this "supposed #1 contender" is going to give YOU an actual Y2J beating that he will never, ever forget a-gain.
Stone Cold:
[to Mike Tyson] Everybody's calling you the baddest man on the planet, but right now you got your little beady eyes locked on the eyes of THE world's toughest son of a bitch! Do I think you can beat my ass? Hell no! Do I think I can beat your ass? Why, hell yeah! I don't know how good your hearing is, but if you don't understand what I'm saying, I always got a little bit of sign language, so here's to you!
[Gives Tyson the middle finger]
Matt Hardy:
[Matt Hardy makes his return, jumps Edge, and then grabs the mic] Adam, you bastard, I'm gonna make your life miserable and Lita, you whore, I'm gonna make your life miserable too, and the WWE can kiss my ass. Come see at the Ring of Honor! R-O-H!
[security tackles him]
Stone Cold:
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!
The Rock:
[singing to the tune of "Happy Birthday"] Happy Birthday to Steph. You're a ho with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, if you smell what the Rock is cooking!
Chris Jericho:
Booker T's haircut looks like a pineapple!
The Big Show:
[dressed up as and imitating DDP] Me losing my job, it's a good thing! Then all of you won't have to listen to my annoying voice, or have to look at my big, fake, bogus white teeth!
Paul Heyman:
[a couple of female wrestlers are rolling over referee Jack Doe whilst fighting] I want to be jack Doe when I grow up!
JR:
He wants to be Jack Doe when he grows up.
Nature Boy Ric Flair:
Wheelin', dealin', jet ridin' son of a gun.
The Rock:
Poon tang your ass on out of here.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler:
[to Jonathan "Coach" Coachman after being humiliated by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin] You have HBO. Horrible Beer Odor!
JR:
[as Raw went off the air on January 3rd, 2000] The Rock has won the match, and Triple H is... pissed!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler:
[after looking at a Playboy issue featuring Christie Hemme] You have no idea what I'm using as a bookmark!
Vince McMahon:
I got a message for all you kids. if you're a user, you're a loser. don't be shawn michaels. don't do drugs. thank you very much.
Shawn Michaels:
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on!
[throws cup of his urine into vince and shane mcmahon's face]
Stone Cold:
You said that Mike Tyson is the "Baddest man on the planet."
Vince McMahon:
Steve, it's just a figure of speech.
Stone Cold:
[Puts his middle finger in Vince's face] There's a figure of speech, how do you like it?
The Rock:
Who, in the Blue Hell, are you?
Chris Jericho:
I'm...
The Rock:
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!
Shawn Michaels:
I'm the 'Showstoppa', the Main Event, the ICON!
Shawn Michaels:
I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing Howard Finkel does not get a lot of chicks!
Khosrow Daivari:
[speaks Arabic]
Chris Jericho:
You wanna do *what* with me?
Triple H:
[to John Cena on Raw, March 2006] This ain抰 the movies John, this is real life and in real life you can't beat the bad guy!
Shawn Michaels:
[to Hulk Hogan, August 2005] There isn't a realistic bone in your body!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
