advertisement [Gabby checks his pocket watch] Gabby Hayes: It's half past. Wild Bill Elliott: Half past what? Gabby Hayes: I dunno - the little hand's broke off. [Wild Bill and Gabby treat a mortally-wounded stagecoach passenger] Gabby Hayes: He looks like he might be somebody, Bill. Wild Bill Elliott: He was somebody, Gabby. [explaining why Wild Bill's trial venue has been moved to another town] Dave Strickland: I don't think for Washington - Washington thinks for me Dave Strickland: Your plan worked, Bill. You sure fooled 'em! Wild Bill Elliott: I'd rather fight 'em than fool 'em. [when Gabby shoots a henchman off a rooftop, he falls spectacularly to the street below] Gabby Hayes: Brother, when I hit 'em, they stay hit. [repeated lines] Wild Bill Elliott: Gabby, I thought you hated all women. Gabby Hayes: Nope, just the uppity ones.