John Carruthers:
I'm glad you decided to drift along with me. It's kind of lonesome trailing alone.
[a bashful couple approach the hotel desk clerk]
Hank, innkeeper:
Just sign Mr. and Mrs. right there. I suppose you folks would like the bridal chamber?
The bridegroom:
[smile in embarrassment] How much?
Hank, innkeeper:
Well, we always get two dollars for the bridal chamber. You see, it's the best in the house.
[Bridegroom pays]
Hank, innkeeper:
And please be as quiet as possible! The man next to you gets up at five.
[the bridegroom returns to the front desk]
Hank, innkeeper:
Well, speak up, young man. What is it?
The bridegroom:
I can't find it.
Hank, innkeeper:
You can't?
The bridegroom:
Nope.
Hank, innkeeper:
Well, whatever have you lost?
The bridegroom:
I ain't lost nothin'!
Hank, innkeeper:
Well, what in the world is it you can't find?
The bridegroom:
Well, ah, you see its, ah...
[giggles]
Hank, innkeeper:
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