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[first lines]
[reading the plaque on a statue]
Older Boy:
"Timothy Owens, Founder of Owensville"
Younger Boy:
What does it mean "founded it"? Was it losted?
Pop Owens:
When we rode you out of town, Skelly, it was on a one-way ticket and that still holds.
Sam Skelly:
Mr. Owens, it just happened that I have business to attend to here.
Pop Owens:
I doubt that. We don't do business with gamblers and gunmen. We leave that to Canyon City.
Sam Skelly:
Well, at least Canyon City has life it in. They bury their dead instead of letting them roam the streets.
[the Three Mesquiteers enter a rough-looking saloon]
Stony Brooke:
Three sarsaparillas.
[One of the Cherokee Boys breaks the Mesquiteers' three bottles of pop]
Sarsaparilla, 1st 'Cherokee Boy':
Had enough Sarsaparilla?
Stony Brooke:
Just enough!
[a barroom brawl ensues and the Three Mesquiteers knock out the bad guys]
Barfly:
That Sarsaparilla is powerful stuff!
[Owens mistakes the Three Mesquiteers for the villainous Cherokee Boys]
Stony Brooke:
Let's get this straight. You want somebody killed and you're willing to pay a $1000 for the job?
Pop Owens:
That's it, and I hired you killers to ensure against any bungling. The man must be killed expertly and painlessly and not later than tomorrow.
Tucson Smith:
Who's the man?
Lullaby Joslin:
Yeah, we gotta warn him.
Pop Owens:
Warn him?
Tucson Smith:
Uh, sure! We always give 'em a sportin' chance. We like to do things the hard way.
Pop Owens:
This time I don't want the man warned.
Stony Brooke:
Who is he?
Pop Owens:
The man I want killed is... me.
[the Cherokee Boys try to ambush the Three Mesquiteers]
Tucson Smith:
It's those guys hauntin' us again!
Lullaby Joslin:
We'll show 'em what happens when the Cherokees meet their ghosts!
[when Tom Owens mistakes the Mesquiteers for the Cherokee Gang, the Sheriff arrests them]
Stony Brooke:
Why he's crazy. The guys we plugged back on the road are the real Cherokees!
The Sheriff:
I'll settle for the Cherokees we got. Head 'em for jail!
Lullaby Joslin:
Your tombstones are gonna read, "Here lie the Cherokee Boys" and mine will read, "I Told You So!"
Sarsaparilla, 1st 'Cherokee Boy':
Me and Thumber and Butch are the original and only Cherokees. These hombres are impersonatin' us and you know, Sheriff, that ain't legal!
Janet Owens:
You're right, it ain't!
[Janet slaps Skelly]
Janet Owens:
And that's for impersonating a gentleman.
[last lines]
Pop Owens:
Thank you, boys, for this Owens family reunion. You know, I don't think I made such a bad mistake in hiring you after all!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
