购买的价格 (1932) 6.3

advertisement Eddie 'Ed' Fields: Ya daffy little tahmata, I'm bugs about ya. I'd marry ya myself, if I wasn't already married. Joan Gordon, aka Francine La Rue: I've been up and down Broadway since I was fifteen years old. I'm fed up with hoofing in shows. I'm sick of night clubs, hustlers, bootleggers, chislers, and smart guys. I've heard all the questions and I know all the answers. And I've kept myself... fairly respectable through it all. The whole atmosphere of this street gives me a high-powered headache. I've got a chance to breathe something else, and boy, I'm grabbing it. Eddie 'Ed' Fields: Pick up the marbles, hon, you win. Joan Gordon, aka Francine La Rue: [Hands him some jewelry] By the way, here's a couplea trinkets I want to return to you. Might as well do it now. Eddie 'Ed' Fields: Sure you don't want to keep this hardware? Joan Gordon, aka Francine La Rue: Positive. [Reaches into a drawer, takes out a key, and hands it to him] Eddie 'Ed' Fields: All through playing house? Joan Gordon, aka Francine La Rue: All through, Eddie. Thanks. Eddie 'Ed' Fields: Well, so long kid. It was swell while it lasted. Joan Gordon, aka Francine La Rue: [Almost smiling, softly] Yeah. [Eddie turns and leaves] [Four ladies, including our heroine, Joan, are headed west on a train. Three of them are comparing notes on their mail-order husbands while snacking. Joan is not participating] Queenie, Girl on Train: [Looking at a picture] Oh, yours has got bushy eyebrows; he'll tickle ya every time he kisses ya. Woman on Train #2: [Talking with her mouth full] I don't care [giggles] Woman on Train #2: as long as he kisses me. [the three of them laugh riotously, while Joan looks annoyed] Queenie, Girl on Train: [Leaning forward, holding a banana up to her mouth] You know what they say about men with bushy eyebrows and a long nose? Woman on Train #2: [Pushes Queenie back, and forcing the banana halfway down her throat] Aw, Queenie, I can tell you've been married before! [the three women cackle and continue eating, while Joan tries to ignore them] Woman on Train #3: Mine's got a Buick, and a Ford, and an Indian squaw to do heavy work. Queenie, Girl on Train: Aw, that ain't nuthin'. Mine's got a radio and a bathroom with runnin' water. I think it's in the picture he sent me. Woman on Train #2: Did he send a picture of himself *in* the bath? [the three of them crack up again. Joan rolls her eyes] Queenie, Girl on Train: [to Joan] Say, has yours got plumbin'? Or is it one of them farmhouses, ya know, with a telephone booth in the back yard? Joan Gordon, aka Francine La Rue: I don't know. Woman on Train #3: She don't know? Can ya tie that? Queenie, Girl on Train: Oh well, she won't be so almighty calm when it's forty below zero and she has to get up in the middle of the night. [She waves the stub of her banana triumphantly as the other two laugh] Eddie 'Ed' Fields: Say, when a guy like him marries a doll like you, I'll kiss your... foot... in Macy's window at high noon.