Buffalo Billy:
[looks out into the audience and sees Ronald and Nancy Reagan] Do you know who that is?
Ronn Lucas:
It's the leader of the free world.
Buffalo Billy:
And she brought her husband!
[Ronn has stripped apart a sock puppet and is now talking to his own hand]
George:
Don't think of me as a hand.
Ronn Lucas:
Ok, what are you?
George:
A naked puppet.
Bufallo Billy:
Ronn, you think you're making me talk?
Ronn Lucas:
I AM making you talk.
Bufallo Billy:
Then why the heck are you arguing with yourself?
Ronn Lucas:
[has accidently pulled off Chuck's arm]
Chuck:
What's that?
Ronn Lucas:
It's your arm.
Chuck:
Keep it.
Ronn Lucas:
I can't keep your arm -
Chuck:
It's ok.
Ronn Lucas:
Ok, um... ladies and gentlemen -
Chuck:
Rock and Roll!
[audience laughs]
Chuck:
Slam dance!
[begins banging himself into Ronn]
Ronn Lucas:
Hey! Hey! Hey!
[grabs Chuck's other arm and accidently pulls it off]
Chuck:
Oh tough guy! Go ahead and hit me, I'm unarmed!
Sock Puppet:
Hola senior como esta.
Ronn Lucas:
Spanish?
Sock Puppet:
Si.
Ronn Lucas:
Well, that's great. Count to ten.
Sock Puppet:
Si. Uno, dos, tres, quatro, sinco, six-o, seven-o, eight-o, nine-o, and ten-o.
[audience laughs]
Ronn Lucas:
Um, that's not how it goes.
Sock Puppet:
Hey, man, learn to adjust.
Ronn Lucas:
What happened to the Spanish?
Sock Puppet:
I'm bilingual.
George:
[formerly a sock puppet, now stripped down to just a hand, is flirting with Ronn's other hand]
Ronn Lucas:
No, stop that!
[leans on his hand]
George:
Hey! You're leaning on her head!
Hand:
I'm ok!
Ronn Lucas:
No, stop it!
George:
Are you alright?
Hand:
I'm fine!
Ronn Lucas:
Cut it out!
George:
How 'bout the foot?
Foot:
I'm alright.
Ronn Lucas:
No, feet do not talk!
Voice:
I'm ok too.
[awkward silence]
George:
It's the other foot.
Ronn Lucas:
Oh! Thank you!
[audience laughs]
George:
[to audience] Some of you don't get this, do you?
[audience laughs harder]
Ronn Lucas:
Billy, I'm the one that's making you talk. Do you understand that?
Buffalo Billy:
If it makes you feel good to think that, you go right ahead and think that.
Buffalo Billy:
Ronn, listen to me for a second. Now you're a smart guy. It's almost as if you know what I'm gonna say.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
