After a big-time country singer brags that she can turn anybody in to a country-singin' star, she's out to prove she can live up to her talk...更多>
Jake: What's it gonna take to buy out my contract? What? Freddie Ugo, Rhinestone Owner: [stares at her and stammers] Wa-wa-wa-wa. Jake: Don't say a night in the sack! Freddie Ugo, Rhinestone Owner: I'd never say anything like that! What's the matter with you? How about thirty minutes? Jake: Do you play an instrument? Nick Martinelli: Yeah, I can sorta play a couple of chords on this organ I have at home. Hey, I'll tell you what, why don't you come to my house and teach me a new song? Jake: Go to your house, huh? I suppose that's so you can show me your organ, right? Nick Martinelli: Why do you think I'm conning you? I tell you I really do have this big organ! Jake: All right, we'll go to your place and you can show me your organ. But I'm warning you, it'd best be having music coming out of it. Jake: Freddie, there are two kinds of people in this world, and you ain't one of 'em! Nick Martinelli: [singing "Drinkenstein"] Budweiser you created a monster / and they call him Drinkenstein. / And the tavern down the street is the laboratory / where he makes the transformation all the time. / And a stein of Dr. Bud is a pint of monster blood / and it does effect me differently all the time. / Budweiser you created a monster / and they call me Drinkenstein. / And they call me Drinkenstein.