Professor Banks:
Mr. Watson, I am not a humorous man, but if you insist on taking up my class time making jokes, please see to it that they are funny.
Mark:
This is the Cosby decade. America loves black people.
Mark Watson:
Mom! Dad! There's something I have to tell you... I'm black.
Mark Watson:
She told me they have support for people whose parents are poor, but not for those whose parents are assholes.
Mark Watson:
I got the money, Brad.
Brad Small:
Oh? How?
Mark Watson:
Where there's a will, there's a way...
Brad Small:
Yeah? And what's your way?
Mark Watson:
It's a SECRET way.
Gordon Bloomfeld:
A secret way...
Brad Small:
Well thats great Mark-o, but just in case your "secret way" falls through, feel free to look me up! Thanks for the cocktail Gordon...
Mark Watson:
You didn't believe me, do ya? You don't believe me! Well the joke's on you sucker, because I'm going to Harvard and DON'T CALL ME A LIAR! That asshole thinks I'm lying!
Gordon Bloomfeld:
Mark! You ARE lying...
Professor Banks:
I understand you are allowed one phone call from jail?
Mark Watson:
Yes.
Professor Banks:
Next time you get arrested, use it to call me. I'll bring you your books. You can study in jail.
Mark Watson:
With all due respect, sir, I just spent 18 hours locked in a jail cell, on no formal charges, getting pulverized by drunken bigots!
Professor Banks:
If you've had some sort of accident, Mr Watson, perhaps you should have taken the entire day off.
Mark:
Oh. I'm fine. I just got in sort of a fight. I mean, it wasn't my fault! You see they threw me in this cell with these real ass - - some extremely unsportsman-like fellows.
Professor Banks:
Some of you may have had easy lives up until now. Some of you may not. Life this semester won't be *easy* for any of you. Your grades in your first year of law school can determine your entire future in the law.
Gordon Bloomfeld:
Objection!
Professor Banks:
To what?
Gordon Bloomfeld:
Quite frankly, to your tone of voice.
Gordon Bloomfeld:
A black Negro? He never told me he was a black Negro. Thank you. Boy, just when you think you get to know somebody. I'm gonna go confront him with this information right now. Wow... Mark... a black Negro!
Mark Watson:
What's happening, brother? Get down, get down. Looking good, mamma, looking good. Well, I gots to be going now!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
