Cooper:
How are we feeling today?
Aylott:
Oh about the same, can't complain. How are you feeling today?
Cooper:
Oh about the same, can't complain.
Cooper:
What would you say to another glass of whiskey?
Aylott:
Hello, whiskey!
Cooper:
[Pretending to be a World War II American soldier] You'd better think twice, Fritz! I have a howitzer trained on the door!
Nurse Wilson:
Good Morning, Mr. Cooper
Cooper:
Ah! Comrade! Comrade!
Nurse Wilson:
You better eat this while it's hot.
Cooper:
To do that I'd have to perch on the cart as it left the kitchen.
[Noticing that Nurse Wilson is making the bed]
Cooper:
I do hope you're tucking those sheets in nice and tight.
Nurse Wilson:
Why?
Cooper:
Well it'd spoil the nightly challenge if I could get into bed easily. By the way, I dreamt about you again last night; you were totally naked.
Nurse Wilson:
Now there's a surprise.
Cooper:
Except.
Nurse Wilson:
Except?
Cooper:
Except for a long strand of pearls gently dangling between your full breasts.
Nurse Wilson:
[chuckles] I don't have full breasts.
Cooper:
Well it was a dream.
Nurse Wilson:
Well I'm not exactly flat chested.
Cooper:
Ohh so I've noticed.
Nurse Wilson:
Why do I waste time with you?
Cooper:
Because I talk of today! Because I talk of beautiful things like your fairly full breasts better than senile ramblings of an age before you were born.
[Noticing Nurse Wilson bending over]
Cooper:
Wilson, just out of curiosity, how high up do those stockings go?
Nurse Wilson:
I'm wearing pantyhose.
Cooper:
What a shame!
Nurse Wilson:
[Scoffs] You really are a dirty old man!
Cooper:
Why is it that old and dirty have become synonymous? How's your boyfriend?
Nurse Wilson:
Young!
Cooper:
Oooh!
Nurse Wilson:
You gonna eat any of this?
[referring to the breakfast tray]
Cooper:
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