[Benitez has crashed his tank into a swimming pool]
Touchdown, asshole! Benitez: It's only half-time, my friend. Half-time! Boomer Hayes: That's enough of this shit! I'm not playing defense anymore! Ed Kelvin: [Conluding his opening monologue on Beverly Hills] ... Of course if you're a beverly hills cop like me you just can't afford to live here... makes you think doesn't it? Benitez: Did you know that the only weapon the human being has is his intelligence? But you wouldn't know a fucking thing about that would you? Varney: Kinda leaves you unarmed doesn't it? Boomer Hayes: I'm hear to talk about my contract Robert Masterson: [Last lines as he fires a crowsbow bolt at him] It's been permantley canceled Varney: [Dropping a bomb at Boomer's feet] Looks like you're going to live up to your name after all. Varney: [as his own bomb is used to blow him up] BOOMER Robert Masterson: [Signing a song from the 'Christmas Carol' musical] Thank you very much! Thank you very much! It's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me! Benitez: [Chasing Boomer in his Swat tank] Your ass is mine now quater back Ed Kelvin: You're not gonna believe this do you know the car we're in is over 5000 bucks? Boomer Hayes: So? Ed Kelvin: My house doesn't cost that much Boomer Hayes: Can't drive your house Ed Kelvin: [On why he took part in the heist] Some of the greed rubbed off... what did you expect? Boomer Hayes: You married? Ed Kelvin: Nah... she left me... for a dentist... something about better oral sex Ed Kelvin: [Having just shot dead one of his own fellow looters] No one was supposed to get killed Boomer Hayes: [In disbelief] All these guys with guns and you didn't think anyone would get hurt? Ed Kelvin: [as they steal a limo] Well atleast we'll die in luxury Ed Kelvin: Err there's something I forgot to tell you? Boomer Hayes: [On seeing the SWAT tank heading straight for them] Ooohhh ssshhhiiittt Ed Kelvin: That's what I forgot to tell you Ed Kelvin: Where did they get that? Ed Kelvin: Fromthe local SWAT armourey Benitez: You ashhole... SAY SOMETHING!