advertisement Maxine: You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool Maxine Shaw! Kyle: That's because evil never sleeps. Maxine: [eyeing Kyle] But ugly gets plenty of rest! Khadijah: [to Regine] Look, you're gonna have a hard time finding "the one." You're a snob from the projects! Believe me, that's rare. Regine Hunter: Khadijah, I think I hear something in the other room. I'm scared. Can I sleep in your bed? Khadijah: Regine, this is a Queens-sized bed. That means it's for the QUEEN. Khadijah: Synclaire, I try to be there for you, but you take that fork in the road and you lose me every time! Maxine: Come on Kyle, be a man! Kyle: Max, if I was half the man you are, I might be willing. Maxine: [excited by winning a case] Do not touch me unless you want to get BURNED! Regine Hunter: Come on Khadijah, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Khadijah: Yes I can dear, fifty dollars. Ivan Ennis: [exiting the elevator] Ah, so this is the legendary "Flavor." Synclaire James-Jones: No, this is the real one. Maxine: [after learning that Overton is afraid of clowns] Overton, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Kyle? Kyle: Maxine, I am trying to help a person. You remember people. They're the ones with the torches who chased you out of the castle. Regine Hunter: [after Khadijah accidentally puts Grant Hill in the hospital] Can you believe it? They wouldn't even let him see his fianc閑, the future Regine Hunter-Hill! Maxine: Regine, you are an embarrassment to desperate women everywhere. Synclaire James-Jones: [as Maxine and Synclaire discover Grant Hill and Khadijah making out in the living room] I hope you realize that your lips are compromising your journalistic integrity! Maxine: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and it's about time! Now, let's go pull Regine's head out of the oven!