Ted Danson: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Good evening, Vulcans and Romulans, Klingons, Bajorean-- Bajo-- Bajorans, Betazoids, and silicon-based lifeforms. Phew! It doesn't matter if you're someone who's only occasionally seen Star Trek or if you're one of those guys who has an actual homemade Starfleet uniform hanging in the back of your closet: you know who Captain Kirk is; you know who Mister Spock is. And hasn't there ever been a time when you were in a jam, and wished you could just reach for that little communicator and say "Beam me up, Scotty?" [looks up] Ted Danson: Keep an eye on me, we're live, Scotty!