GWAR: Rendezvous with Ragnarok (1997)

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  • 片       名GWAR: Rendezvous wit...
  • 导       演 Oderus Uru...
  • 又       名GWAR: Rendezvous with Ragnarok

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  • Oderus Urungus: [after the Aliens spray Oderus' Sperm sample on Slymenstra Hymen] Smells like Sperm up here tonight! Smells like MY Sperm! I love that smell! Slymenstra Hymen: [feeling ill, and her vision starts to get blurry] Oh my God, not that! Oderus Urungus: Looks like you got Spermed on! Slymenstra Hymen: No, it just isn't true! Oderus, when was the last time YOU were tested? Oderus Urungus: Hey, why do I need a test for AIDS, when I already got AIDS? YOU need a test baby! Slymenstra Hymen: YOU have RUINED me! Techno Destructo: Gray Aliens, Sperm Smugglers! Oderus Urungus: I'm sorry I raped him, I'm sorry I raped our baby, but here, I bought you this nice purse. Slymenstra Hymen: [Starts hitting him with the purse] This purse aint shit, where'd ya get it, K-Mart? Oderus Urungus: I bought it at... Wal-Mart! Slymenstra Hymen: You cheap shit! You know Oderus, I believe you will never know how to please a real Woman. Oderus Urungus: Well, that's alright, cause... I aint no Woman. Oderus Urungus: [the Aliens are about to extract a Sperm sample from Oderus] Yes, this excites me sexually... to pretend that I am a Fireman. Oderus Urungus: [Slymenstra shows up on stage pregnant] Hey baby, you look fat, you look as if you're pregnant. Slymenstra Hymen: Well geez, I wonder... WHO'S it IS! Oderus Urungus: Well, I can't possibly recall getting you pregnant, so... Slymenstra Hymen: Excuse me, but remember that Alien Sex-Toy you were just playing with earlier? Oderus Urungus: Oh yeah, the one that... blew me. Slymenstra Hymen: [Loud tone] ... and the one that knocked me up! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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