校园怪谭

校园怪谭 (1998) 5.1

Dead Man on Campus

1998-08-21(美国)| 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:1998-08-21(美国) 类型: 喜剧
国家/地区:美国 
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在美国大学校园之间有个传说:如果你的室友不幸过世的话,你的平均成绩便会是4(或最高成绩5)。虽然此传说未经证实,但乔许(汤姆艾佛瑞史考特)和他的室友库柏(马克保罗古斯勒)却决定去证实这个传说。    由于学期末将近,这两位只顾着玩乐的大一新生终于惊慌地发现自己...更多>

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Cliff: I live in a Frat House, right? And these fuckers wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour! [shouting] Cliff: Well, they can SUCK my QUIET COCK! Cliff: [rapping] My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes! Cliff: They hate it when you do this. [shoots gun at cops] Cooper Frederickson: You can't sing show tunes and be depressed! Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: [after he gets caught singing a show tune by Cooper] Oh fuck me! Cooper Frederickson: What were you just doing? Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: What? Nothing! Cooper Frederickson: Oh no, don't tell me nothing, you were just singing a show tune! Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: You're crazy, I'd never do that. Cooper Frederickson: You can't be suicidal if you're singing show tunes! Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: I am suicidal. Cooper Frederickson: You're not even depressed! Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: Of course I'm depressed, look at me [hunches over] Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: I'm very fucking depressed. Cooper Frederickson: You fucking poser! Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: [loses his accent] Hey man, I'm not a fucking... Cooper Frederickson: You're not even British! Cliff: Come on man! Just kick me in the junk! Cliff: Do you guys ever get really horny? Cooper Frederickson: Depends where you're going with this. Cliff: I really shouldn't be driving, I have a suspended license. Cooper Frederickson: Really? For what? Cliff: Attempted vehiclular manslaughter... whatever the FUCK that means! Cooper Frederickson: Young man! Where have you been? I was up all night worried sick. Do you know what time it is? Josh Miller: I LOVE college. I love everything about it. The people, the freedom. This room. This chair. Look at this chair! Cooper Frederickson: You had sex last night didn't you? Josh Miller: That's a nice shirt.

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Cooper Frederickson: I can hear my heartbeat through my penis! Zeke: This is my brother's Ritalin. Ritalin's good for studying math or science, just don't try to write English papers on it or it won't make any sense. Enjoy that. Clifford 'Cliff' O'Malley: Whoa. Which one of you painted this? Rachel Gillmore: Uhh... I did. Clifford 'Cliff' O'Malley: It's soooo smooth. Buckley Schrank: If you see that guy, kick him in the balls! [handing back a trophy] Cooper Frederickson: Here's your dildo. Cooper Frederickson: I need my Jimmy! Josh Miller: No Jimmy, repeat: no Jimmy. Clifford 'Cliff' O'Malley: who wants to do a bong... how about you Cliff: Zeke! Zeke: [terrified] Cliff! Cliff: How you been man? I haven't seen you since high school! Zeke: I-I thought you were dead. Cliff: No! But about THIS close though! Josh Miller: It was so easy. I mean, I didn't have to do anything. To make it happen. It was just like. "Time for sex. We're gonna have sex now. Prepare for sex." Josh Miller: I'm not gonna commit suicide, if that's what you're thinking. Cooper Frederickson: Aw come on Josh, you're fucked anyway. At least this way, one of us comes out on top. Josh Miller: Then you kill YOURself. Cooper Frederickson: Naw, I just couldn't see that working. Cooper Frederickson: My father's right. I'm a fuck-up. I'm a total fuck-up. You may be having this little holiday in Fuck-up Land, but I live here permanently. Cooper Frederickson: You know what my dad does for a living? He cleans toilets. Yeah, he own this whole, toilet cleaning company and it's big. It's huge. And he's an incredible... asshole! [chuckles] Cooper Frederickson: Yeah I call him Flushles, the Toilet Cleaning Clown... Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: [singing] My words in my sperm, spewing forth my tragic... Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: What the fuck do you two what? Josh Miller: Are you a musician? Cooper Frederickson: Are you in a band? Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: Kiss... My... Arse. Josh Miller: What? [Josh and Cooper look at each other puzzled] Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: That's the name of the bleeding band.

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: Oh, you're gonna be playing the big pre-finals party. Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: Yeah, that's right - if I'm still around. Cooper Frederickson: What do you mean? Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: And who the fuck are you? Fucking Kurt Loader! [shouting] Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: WOULD YOU PISS OFF AND SHUT MY FUCKING DOOR! [Josh and Cooper hurriedly close the door, but remain in the room] Matthew 'Matt' Noonan: Piss off! Josh Miller: Oh, Piss off Cooper Frederickson: [On the way out of the room] What the fuck does piss off mean? Clifford 'Cliff' O'Malley: [Josh is about to drink yellow liquid] That one's not beer! Josh Miller: There's only one thing that can save you now. Cooper Frederickson: What? Valium? Josh Miller: No, studying! You need to study. Cooper Frederickson: What? You're insane!

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