An underachieving college drop-out is dumped by his girlfriend of many years. Completely devastated, the young man employs his two best frie...更多>
Darrin Marshall: This doesn't really have anything to do with you, pal. Jerry:
Hey, watch your mouth, King Tuna!
Officer Wilson: Okay, honey. You've got one telephone call. Okay? Just one. Darrin Marshall: You weren't talking like that before. Officer Wilson: I'm sorry. What? Darrin Marshall: What are you doing later? Officer Wilson: You! Darrin Marshall: What's wrong with you? You're not moving right. Lawson: Nothing. Lawson: By this time tomorrow, my friend, we'll be eating chips on the beach! Lt.Drien: You been drinking, son? Darrin Marshall: Yeah. No! I haven't been drinking any alcohol, sir, just... olive oil. Lt.Drien: Olive oil? That doesn't sound too bright. Darrin Marshall: No. I'm not a smart guy. Monica: I want you to piss in all the hair care products your little heart desires. I'll still love you.