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Ding-a-ling-Less (2001) 6.8

Ding-a-ling-Less

2001-10-11(美国)| 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:2001-10-11(美国) 类型: 喜剧
国家/地区:美国 
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杰克·彼德逊是Stalksdale镇上最着名的鸟笼建筑师,他的大木雕鸟笼都为人所津津乐道,他为人友善,而且有吸引力,好像人生很美好,很多人都认为他是最幸运的人,其实,他在出生时,身体某部份受到损伤而变得很难看,所以他不能和女性有亲密关系,后来,事情有了转机,杰克知道有一...更多>

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Jack Peterson: Tell me something pleasant about the dick, tell me something romantic. Alan: Romantic? [pause. Both descend onto sliding board tracks] Alan:

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Well, I mean, I guess I could describe what it's like to be inside of a woman. I don't know if I have the verbal elegance to illustrate such a feeling; I don't know if Walt Whitman coulda done it.

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[beat] Alan: But there's this moment, man, when you first slide inside of a woman and your cock is coated with this wet, wonderful warmth that - it's unlike anything you've ever felt before. And the vagina, Jack, the warm, wet wonderful vagina. Even though it's, it's clasped around the cock and it's slathering its juices up and down the dick, it affects your entire body. It's like the vagina is just sending this surge of energy from her body into yours through your dick which acts like a conductor, or if you're not completely erect, like a semi-conductor. But the vagina is this microwave oven, man, and it is just sending that energy from her body into yours, and then, sucking yours back up inside of hers with it. I mean, it's almost, it's almost symbiotic. It's, it's like you've got these two bodies, a boy and a girl connected, to form one person. Connected by the dick.

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