Drew Carey:
I was having a political argument with a lady who said, "If women ran the world, there would be no war." That's a load of crap, isn't it? Sure, nobody would start a fight for no reason if women ran the world. It would be like, "Hi, this is England. How come we're being invaded?" "Oh, I think you know. I saw you looking at France!"
Colin Mochrie:
The way "Celebrity Improv Jeapardy" works is I give you a category and you give me the answer. For example, if the category was a type of color, you give me...
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Colin Mochrie:
Red. The question would then be, "What is a book after you have finished with it? Read!"
[Scowls from the audience]
Colin Mochrie:
Don't bug the host!
Colin Mochrie:
The first category is types of cars.
[Audience shouts out 'Volvo.']
Colin Mochrie:
The answer is Volvo. And the question is...
Kathy Kinney:
Buzz! What is hidden in my vagina?
Ryan Stiles:
[after Brad and Chip's surf song] Makes me feel like waxing something.
Colin Mochrie:
Why don't you start with that big nose?
Ryan Stiles:
[uses Colin's head as a mirror] Hey, it's not that big, is it?
[New Choice - Couple looking for toilet in a casino]
Julie Ann Larson:
You know what? I wouldn't trade the last 20 years for anything in the world.
Sean Masterson:
Really? Well, you know something? I wouldn't change the last 20 minutes for anything... I love you.
Brad Sherwood:
New choice.
Sean Masterson:
I hate you.
Brad Sherwood:
New choice.
Sean Masterson:
I sort of have this "love/hate"-thing for you. You remind me of my mother and my sister. Not a good combination.
[Questions Only - At The Beach]
Drew Carey:
[singing] "Do you know the way to San Jose...?"
Ryan Stiles:
Aren't you Drew Carey?
Drew Carey:
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