Kevin Haub: You girls are pretty. [pause] Kevin Haub: I'm gay though... Kevin Haub: Weedworm. How cool.
Agent Madsen, Trooper: We're gonna cut the head off the Dope Snake. And watch it writhe around - in its own feces, blood and mucus. Dragging its entrails. Making concentric circles in the sand - before it expires. Dave Murphy: Aw man, that garbage can was full of loaded diapers. Kevin Haub: Baby's are cute, though. Dave Murphy: [pause] Yeah they are. Dick Murphy: Hey, I'm sorry about that garbage can. This car's weird. Satin: What about you? What's your story? Kevin Haub: I'm gay. Satin: [uncomfortable silence] You think you're gay? Kevin Haub: I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys. You know it got me to thinking. Blush: Anyone else in the car think they're gay? Dinkadoo Murphy, Hunter Bullette, Dave Murphy, Dick Murphy: No. Dinkadoo Murphy: Kevin, wh-what do you mean you think you're gay? Kevin Haub: I do. I think I like dudes. Honey: So, what are you guys doing in Kansas? Dave Murphy: World's [pause] Dave Murphy: largest corn silo. Honey: Really? It's here in Kansas? Dave Murphy: Oh yeah. We're gonna bungie that big fucker. Angry Motorcycle Cop: You say you're not poaching endangered water fowl. But Jesus Christ, look at all these dead ducks! Also, your vehicle is horrible. I see this car on the road again, I'll cite ya. Dick Murphy: [stutters] I-We-we-ah. The ducks hit *us*! Dinkadoo Murphy: That goat doesn't look right... Dick Murphy: I hate goats. They're weird. Dinkadoo Murphy: [startled] Our weed is packed with trunk! Dick Murphy: Look, it's an old guy, in a tree. Kevin Haub: Hey with all them boxes. I'm going to make 'em into a giant break dancing mat and we're going to have a neighborhood break off. Dinkadoo Murphy: [shouts] Tyrone, shut your fat ass up, and sit your fat ass down. Agent Madsen, Trooper: [to Hunter] Hey, big man! Kevin Haub: Yes sir. Agent Madsen, Trooper: Not you thin bin! Kevin Haub: I have a Russian sword... it's large. <
/a> Kevin Haub: Out of all of us, Hunter would be the safest in prison.