Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: There's no music in this fucking piano. Lína: Kiddi! What are you doing here? Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: I've come to raise my son. Lína: Isn't that a little bit late? Alfre<eth> Kennari: [after Nói hands in a blank paper] Are you handing it in like this? Nói: Yes. Alfre<eth> Kennari: And what mark do you think you'll get for it? Nói: Zero? Alfre<eth> Kennari: No, no, no! You get zero point five for writing your name! Nói: Really? That's better than I expected. Íris: Are you retarded, or what? Frönskukennari: Bonjour. Today I'II teach you how to make real mayonnaise. Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: I'II teach you a trick that never fails: you ask the cutest chick: Have you put on some weight? I promise you, she wont leave you alone until you have... slept with her. It never fails! Just remember to use a condom. Unwanted children don't let you know they're coming, you know what I mean. Nói: I think I'll go now. Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: Really? Am I being boring? Nói: Drunk. Prestur: Now, I don't know where your belief lies... but I recommend that we say the Lord's Prayer together. Nói: I don't think I know the Lord's Prayer. Prestur: Do you know another prayer? Nói: No.