:
[With UNICE's help, Bibleman has just disintegrated two laser-wielding villains] ... That was exciting. We should do things like this more often. It was fun!
Bibleman:
No, UNICE. Our only concern should be doing God's will. Violence is never fun. Although I must admit it *would* make a perfect example for our comic book.
Prince of Pride:
I'm the Admiral of Arrogance, the Dean of Disdain, the Sultan of Smudge! I'm just too cool for my own good, baby!
Narrator:
[Opening Credits] Miles Peterson... A man who had it all: wealth, status, success. But still, something was lacking. Miserable, alone, his spirit beaten, Miles Peterson gave up. Then, in his darkest hour, the words of a single book began to change his life. At last, Miles Peterson felt the burning desire to know God. Inspired by the Word of God, and equipped with unyielding faith, Miles pledged to fight evil in the name of God... as BIBLEMAN! And just when he had nothing to live for, he found the Power of God!
Prince of Pride:
I'm supposed to make people think about themselves instead of God. But that won't leave me any time to think about ME, and make myself look good.
Prince of Pride:
[on the Bibleman TV series] That's the most hysterical thing about this whole show: We villains *never win!* We spend all that money on these costumes and this makeup, and Bibleman always beats us every single time!
Cypher:
[on Bibleman's new comic book] Man, you look larger than life!
Bibleman:
Yeah, I know. But that's the problem. These sketches draw attention to me instead of focusing on God. They should draw attention to Him. If I look too good, then that's bad, because people might get the wrong idea and think that I think I'm more important or something. I want to stay humble through this whole thing.
Prince of Pride:
[during a Spirit-Sword battle] ... You've got to be kidding!
Bibleman:
I'm a man in spandex. Do I *look* like I'm kidding?
Cypher:
...I can't believe I missed *another* fight scene!
Ludicrous (Steve Weatherford):
...Something smells, dude.
Prince of Pride:
Maybe it's because we live in a sewer.
Ludicrous (Steve Weatherford):
...Dude, you're so full of yourself!
Prince of Pride:
Thank you!
U.N.I.C.E., L.U.C.I., Gossip Queen:
Uh-oh. I smell a music video coming on!
Prince of Pride:
...If it's worth doing, it's worth OVER-doing!
Bibleman:
...You've just been voted "Villain Least Likely To Succeed!"
Cypher:
...The Prince of Pride hit you with an ego-stimulating, heat-radonic seismo-ray...!
Bibleman:
...Creating an egoplasmic distortionary electro-field, which caused me to focus on myself instead of God! *Insidious!*
Cypher:
INSIDIOUS...? That's a big word.
Bibleman:
You can't defeat God. You'll only defeat yourself in the process.
Prince of Pride:
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... This almost feels good!
[he explodes]
Bibleman:
Pride and destruction go together like liver and onions, or toenails and cheese... like Sonny and Cher or Donny and Marie... like finding a band-aid in your salad, or drinking goat's milk with a head-cold.
Cypher:
...So, got any faults you wanna showcase in next week's issue of our comic book? Wrath? Envy? Lust? Gluttony? Avarice? Sloth?
Bibleman:
Oh, I wouldn't want to draw all the attention to myself. I think we should probably focus on *your* faults.
Cypher:
No. We gotta give UNICE her due. UNICE... you wanna check your database for any spiritual deficiencies?
U.N.I.C.E., L.U.C.I., Gossip Queen:
That will not compute. I'm too tired. Think I'll go crash.
Ludicrous (Steve Weatherford):
[to the camera] ... Do you remember this guy? He used to be, like, a different villain. But he wasn't really good as a bad guy, so he's gotta do it all over...
Dr. Fear:
That's not it at all! I've simply graduated to a higher degree of evil.
Dr. Fear:
...Bibleman talks big now, but he won't talk so big when I start pushing his buttons!
Ludicrous (Steve Weatherford):
Hey, pushing buttons? That isn't how you scare people. What you need is to watch some of their old sitcoms! Here's a creepy one; it's about this college guy, who's also a nanny! And the scariest part is, he's got this stupid sidekick...!
["Charles In Charge" theme plays; Doc Fear switches it off]
Dr. Fear:
Give me that! *I'll* pick the program; *you* make the popcorn!
Coats (Marc Wayne):
[at the Schatzville High "Clean Is Cool" Swing Dance] ... Too bad Miles has to miss all the fun.
[winks at Bibleman]
Coats (Marc Wayne):
Sure you guys couldn't pull off a quick switch in the phone booth?
Bibleman:
Get thee behind me, Coats. I'm not Superman, you know. But at least kryptonite won't faze me.
Ludicrous (Steve Weatherford):
...Why do you call that thing a *panic button?* Cause, I mean, it's not really scary. And where'd you get it, Radio Barn?
Dr. Fear:
What do you mean, *not scary?* This isn't some cheap video prop. This is a state-of-the-art sinister device! And, if you must know, I got it from the *lowest* authority.
U.N.I.C.E., L.U.C.I., Gossip Queen:
...For your information, *I* am only a DIGITAL link; whereas *you* are the MISSING Link!
Dr. Fear:
Oh, stop it; you're cutting into my screen time!
Dr. Fear:
[winking at the camera] ... Okay, it's time for our gratuitous explanation. Wanna tell the audience how this works?
[repeated line]
Bibleman:
...Ready the chamber; it's time for Bibleman!
Dr. Fear:
[on the "Bibleman" TV series] ... Personally, I'd rather watch Barney.
Ludicrous (Steve Weatherford):
...Tragedy! Brand-new, state-of-the-art underworld equipment. And it's already on the fritz! They just don't make sinister devices like they used to.
Doctor Fear:
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...Presenting the Battle of the Ages! Brought to you by the Undisputed King of Evil! In this corner, wearing those tacky purple tights, our lightweight: Bibleman! *Let's get ready to RUMBLE!*
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Bibleman:
...Hey, you used to be another villain - didn't you?
Doctor Fear:
Yes, but I'm trying something new.
Bibleman:
...For a guy who just reinvented himself, you sure don't fight any better.
Doctor Fear:
Hey, *you* used to be on other shows; nobody's making fun of YOU!
Bibleman:
That's because those shows were *network;* this is HOMEVIDEO.
[winks at the camera]
Bibleman:
[voice-over narration] I've been fighting my most difficult spiritual battle... I'm speaking softly, because it's much more dramatic... I'm supposed to be a leader, and yet I continue to... Wow, I guess I really *do* need prayer.
Bibleman:
...I think that you're being attacked by fear, and I'm not surprised - because you're a leader, and the enemy wants to stop you. But you don't have to listen to them.
U.N.I.C.E., L.U.C.I., Gossip Queen:
You have trouble giving credit where it's due! Your mouth is bigger than your head.
Coats (Marc Wayne):
Oh, now wait a minute! That's not fair. My head is *way* bigger!
U.N.I.C.E., L.U.C.I., Gossip Queen:
I concur.
Coats (Marc Wayne):
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