Jennifer Hudson is here from American Idol, America didn't vote for you and yet you're here with an Oscar Nomination. And Al Gore, America did vote for you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Will Farell:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
A comedian at the Oscars, the saddest man of all, your movies may make millions but your name will never be called.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Steve Carell:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sound editing is like sex. It is often done alone, late at night and in a room of electronic gadgets. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Greg Kinear:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And if you want it done right you'll pay top dollar for a true professional.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Host:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Since the Oscars have decided to go green, I've been told to recycle some of my old jokes.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after seeing the acrobats shapeshift around her behind the curtain] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Host:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
'' They're naked!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Co-Presenter - Best Makeup:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We may not win tonight, but we shall win the ultimate fight, and I'm not speaking in a metaphor, I mean literally: I AM GOING TO FIGHT THE NOMINEES! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Will Farell:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I like the way you talk. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Co-Presenter - Best Makeup:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
HEY, LEO! You think you can date supermodels and win awards? I'm gonna elbow you in the larynx! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Will Farell:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ryan Gosling... you're all hip and now. Well, I'm gonna break your hip... RIGHT NOW! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Co-Presenter - Best Makeup:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey Peter O'Toole... you're all legendary and English. I'm gonna beat you to the ground, WITH MY NICKELODEON AWARD! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Will Farell:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
MARK WAHLBERG! WHERE ARE YOU? I won't mess with you. You're actually kinda badass. Once again, I hope we're cool. You are very talented. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Co-Presenter - Best Makeup:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And Helen Mirren? You are just hot. What party are you going to?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Martin Scorsese:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after winning Best Director] Could you double-check the envelope?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
