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Hugh Jackman:
[singing] The Reader. I haven't seen The Reader. I was going to see it later but I fell behind. My Batmobile took longer than I thought to design. The Reader. I know I need to see The Reader. I even went down to the theater but there was a line of all the people watching Iron Man a second time.
Hugh Jackman:
[singing] From a Slumdog with nothin', I Milked my Button / I Ironed all my Men and Frosted my Nixon / 'Cause I am Hugh Jackman and I've waited so long / And no recession can stop my confession or silence my song / These are the Oscars and this is my dream / I am a Slumdog, I am a Wrestler, I'll rent The Reader, I'M WOLVERINE!
Hugh Jackman:
[singing] How come comic book movies never get nominated? How can a billion dollars be unsophisticated?
Himself - Winner: Best Actor:
[Accepting the Best Actor Award for "Milk"] You commie, homo-loving sons of guns!
Janusz Kaminski:
Suck on that, Anthony Dod Mantle.
Hugh Jackman:
In Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey, Jr., ladies and gentlemen. Robert, who's an American, played an Australian playing an African American, nominated. Whereas me, I'm an Australian who played an Australian in a movie called Australia.
James Franco:
Man, Slumdog Millionaire! This is definitely the best movie of the year!
Seth Rogen:
This is The Love Guru...
Hugh Jackman:
Everything is being down-sized because of the recession. Next year, I'll be starring in a movie called "New Zealand".