伍德考先生(比利·鲍伯·松顿 Billy Bob Thornton 饰)是大名鼎鼎的地狱老师。他作风严厉说话尖刻,主教的体育课堂上,学生的哀号埋怨声从不间断。这就足以让伍德考先生在孩子们的心中投下一大片阴影。如今,其中一名叫约翰(西恩·威廉·斯科特 Seann William...更多>
Maggie Hoffman: [to the flight attendant] Could I get a real bottle, please? I'm an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.
John Farley: Lets go, Woodcock.
Mr. Woodcock: You must like getting spanked, Farley. I guess it runs in the family.
John Farley: [quietly to Woodcock, as he seems stunned] Are you okay?
John Farley: [loudly] RHETORICAL QUESTION, WOODCOCK!
[slams him in the back with a chair]
Mr. Woodcock: [after Farley flips Mr. Woodcock in hospital bed] One pothole in this entire town Farley... and you've managed to find it.