Say, "You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever."复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
[seeing his bandage] Whoa, what happened? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
You want the short version or the long one? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
The long one. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I tried to save my life but it didn't work. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Wow. What's the short one? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I burned it.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Nancy:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Macaroni.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
If you really love me, let's make a vow - right here, together... right now.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Michael:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Ellen broke up with me. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
What? Why? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Michael:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
She thinks she's gonna die this week. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
No. Out of everyone at Saint Tod, she is the least likely person to die. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Michael:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Well, she's usually right. She's been right about everyone else. I lived a whole life with a woman I didn't even really like. We traveled all over the world together. And Ellen and I never even left the grounds. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Well, actually I took you to the IMAX that one time. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Michael:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Yeah, but I wanted to take her to the Mayan ruins in Guatemala. She really wanted to see those. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Yeah, that just seems weird that she wouldn't want to be with you- you know, if - her time was coming. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Michael:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I've long since stopped trying to make people - do things they don't want to do. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
But she's the love of your life. You're just gonna let her go? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Michael:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
No. She's just - Going.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Yeah, the "Ice Land" sign is halfway. It's the halfway point. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Ice Land is - It's kind of like that point in a relationship, you know, where you suddenly realize it's not going to last forever. You know, you can see the end in sight. Tyrone Street. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Yeah, but we're not even there yet. We're still at the good part. We're not even sick of each other yet. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I'm not sick of you at all.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Untitled:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Are you touching yourself? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
NightWarrior:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
[looks down at fingertips touching on edge of desk] Yes.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Robby:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Ask her if she likes baloney.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I don't want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
You know some kids don't even have one home and now you get to have two. Think about that.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
We will never touch your foot with our hands. Now i'll tell you what I can do, I can press on the shoe to see if it fits. I can go like this. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
[presses the toe of the shoe] 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
We have a whole life to live together you fucker, but it can't start until you call.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
You think you deserve that pain but you don't.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I mean, they kind of rub my ankles, but all shoes does that. I have low ankles. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
You think you deserve that pain, but you don't. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I don't think I deserve it. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Well, not consciously maybe. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
My ankles are just low... 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
People think that foot pain is a fact of life, but life is actually better than that. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Michael:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I'll say. You should get some. Your whole life could be better. Just starting right now.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Call me, if you ever feel too old to drive.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Andrew:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I would love to believe in a universe where you wake up and don't have to to go to work and you step outside and meet two beautiful 18-year-old sister who are also girlfriends and are also very nice people.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Sylvie:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
You want to be a little bird and get a little worm? Just lie down and peep. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
[after taking off the bandage from his hand] It needs air. It needs to do some living. Let's take my hand for a walk.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Andrew:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Dude, did you just give her the family discount? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Yeah. She's my neighbor, and I'm trying to work on my karma. Do you know what karma means? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Andrew:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Yeah. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
It means that she owes me one.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Michael:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I just wish I had met her 50 years sooner. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Yeah. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Michael:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
But then maybe I needed 70 years of life to be ready for a woman like Ellen.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Heather:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
But this is better 'cause it won't matter if we mess up. And we'll be together.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Peter Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
So, do you have anything new in the chest? You know, the hope chest.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Sylvie:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Soup won't be computerized. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Housewares Saleswoman:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Why's that? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Sylvie:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
It's a liquid.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Peter Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I'd live up there if I could, if there was no gravity 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Sylvie:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Yeah, but if you lived up there, all the stuff in my room would fall on you and crush you and you'd die复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Christine Jesperson:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
But she's the love of your life, You're just going to let her go? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Michael:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
No, she's just going...复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Nancy:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Email wouldn't even exist if it weren't for AIDS.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Robby:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Mom says we have a chore wheel. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Richard Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
What? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Peter Swersey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Nothing. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Robby:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
A chore wheel. You put chores on it and then you can spin it. There's this metal thing and it helps it to spin. It's spinning from the metal.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制