Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You don't know the first thing about love. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[throws a Bible at Mary] I am FILLED with Christ's love! You are just jealous of my success in the Lord. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Mary holds up the Bible] This is not a weapon! You idiot.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pastor Skip:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick, this is not a gray area. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dad, it's all a gray area. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pastor Skip:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
THE BIBLE IS BLACK AND WHITE!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[about the Virgin Mary] I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it's a pretty good one. It's not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't really think she made it up, but I can understand why a girl would.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Are you okay? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pastor Skip:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
All right! All right! Who's down with G-O-D?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[repeated line] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
PASTOR SKIP!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary, you want to go out sometime? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What? Are you going to take me out on your "scooter"? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Come on, I'm like, totally adorable, besides, it would drive Hilary Faye crazy. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I can't. I'm... not dating right now. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What about tomorrow night? Will you be dating then?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tia:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sorry about Dean's faggotry.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You know, secondhand smoke kills. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm counting on it.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Paramedic:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I only got room for one of you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dean:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm the father... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm the boyfriend... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mitch:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[points to Dean] I'm HIS boyfriend. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Paramedic:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's nice, but I still only got room for one of you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lillian:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, so we have something to jump out of.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
She's planting a pipe bomb? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Okay, two reasons.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Roland rolls up to Cassandra, wearing a black shirt with white laces down the middle] What are you supposed to be? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
A roller skate.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Please let it be cancer, please let it be cancer, please let it be cancer...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You have everything, Hillary Faye. What are you afraid of?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dean! What are you doing here? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dean:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm going to my Prom. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mercy House let you guys take the van? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dean:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well no not really, we sort of led a rebellion and swiped it. You're pregnant? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I wanted to tell you... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dean:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Our first time? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Mary nods] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dean:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's so awesome.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tia:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tia, calm down!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What? Did they send you over so you could strap me onto the back of your scooter? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
"Scooter"? Mary, this is a Vespa.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I like you, Mary. I do. God gave us free will, and that day at Hilary Faye's, you weren't afraid to use it. You inspired me. You amaze me, Mary.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You better be wearing underwear this time. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[looks over shoulder and down ladder at Hilary Faye] Heh.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So everything that doesn't fit into some stupid idea of what you think God wants you just try to hide or fix or get rid of? It's just all too much to live up to. No one fits in one hundred percent of the time. Not even you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pastor Skip:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know that, Mary. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dean:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know in my heart that Jesus still loves me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why would God make us all so different if he wanted us to be the same?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the day after "saving" Cassandra] Hey Cass! How do you feel? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, I'm a whole new girl Hay-Faye. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I TOLD YOU! How great is Jesus? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, um, about that... I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead. Thanks though!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after complaining about Hilary Faye's ridiculous attempt to save her] It's ok. Last year I got saved so I could go on the ski trip.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pastor Skip:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after Patrick suggests his parents should have divorced] Because divorce is not part of God's plan. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Dad, you need to think of a new plan.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, if it isn't the Heathens. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Burn in hell, you narrow-minded, tacky-ass bitch!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[doing stretches in gym class, Mary spots Patrick running laps around the girls. Patrick smiles at Mary] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know what you're looking at, Mary. And Jesus does too.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[during the school assembly, Cassandra stands up and begins yelling in Spanish] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tia:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[thinking] Oh my god, the Jew girl's speaking in tongues! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Cassandra rips open her shirt] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
She's going to show her boobs! Thank you Jesus! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[thinking] She is, she's going to show her boobs! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[looking horrified, Hilary Faye stands up at the podium] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
She's saying she has a hot pussy! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the word "pussy" is bleeped out by microphone feedback] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So I figured they would have sent you to a special school by now. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[smirks] This IS a special school.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Cassandra while putting up Prom decorations] You better be wearing underpants this time.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You can tacky up prom on your own, cause I quit. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Quit? You can't quit! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Watch me. Watch me walkin' away. Watch me walkin' away from Jesus!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why would God make us so different if he wanted us to be the same?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Veronica:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And then where would you be, Roland? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
China.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[about her corsage] I bought both red and yellow, because I didn't know... which... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
But Patrick - 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[gestures to her pregnant belly] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary? Honestly? It doesn't matter to me.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Trudy Mason:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick has recently returned from South Africa where he worked as a missionary and just completed a world tour as part of the Christian Skateboarders Association. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Been hittin' the board for the Lord? God, is nothing sacred to you people?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pastor Skip:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I think the Christian thing to do would be to let them stay. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Christian thing to do? I have been doing the CHRISTIAN THING my whole life! I did not have sex with a gay and try to blame it on Jesus! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, shut up, you fornicator!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I knew Mary was hiding something. The thought of her humping that pervert... I still can't believe Roland never showed up. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Veronica:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I can't believe your brother called you the "c" word. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tia:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I can't believe we have to go to Prom in this van. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Look, when I tried to pay for my hair, my credit card was mysteriously maxed out and the limo driver wouldn't take a personal check. Get off my back. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tia:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pause] It's bad enough we don't even have dates.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Doesn't it bother you to have people smoking around you? It's so bad for the baby. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm not pregnant. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So what are you gonna do? It's too late for the big "A". You look like a smuggler. I know a place where you could sell it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm not going to sell my... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[vulnerable pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's Dean's, isn't it?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[at a shooting range] Us Christian girls have got to learn to protect ourselves. I mean, sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[cocks gun] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dean:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We've been kicked out of our homes, we've been kicked out of our schools, and now we're being kicked out of Mercy House - there's nowhere left for us to go!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why do you think Dean's parents sent him away so fast? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lillian:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
They probably didn't think they could handle it by themselves. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What do you mean? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lillian:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, having a child is like owning a car. I can change the oil and fill the gas tank and I can take it to a car wash, but if the carburetor broke, I wouldn't know what to do. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So, what? You'd just send me away? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lillian:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, Mary, please don't tell me you're a lesbian! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mom... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lillian:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Do I need to worry about you? No, I don't have to worry about you. Do I? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[voice-over] My mom just compared me to a car, so me having a baby is definitely something not to tell her right now.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pastor Skip:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to the Christian Jewels] Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. Something's going on. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, me too. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pastor Skip:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, she's part of your posse, and I think that you could help her. I'm gonna need you to be a warrior out there on the front lines for Jesus. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tia:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You mean like shoot her. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pastor Skip:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, I was thinking of something a little less gangsta.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How was your summer, Roland? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Your summer. How was it? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, it was great. I went roller-skating, water-skiing, learnt to kickbox. The usual. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland, why do you always have to make everyone feel so awkward about your differently-abled-ness?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mercy House is a place that deals with all kinds of problems, like drug addiction and alcoholism to de-gayification and unwed mothers.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pastor Skip:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Let's get our Christ on, let's kick it Jesus-style!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Does it ever bother you that he can't walk? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He can't walk?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Piss off, asshole! Oh, and another thing? No more muffins for you! The muffin shop is closed!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I mean you're not born a gay, you're born again!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Mary is about to confess that Dean is gay] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I need to tell you guys something. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Van suddenly haults] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eew. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Veronica:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eew. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
If you're interested, I know some people who would pay a lot of money to take naked pictures of you in a "family way". 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[wiping away her tears and smiling tentatively] Yeah? How much money?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[doing stretches in Gym class] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey, Hilary Faye, I can see your pad.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Are you playing footsies with me? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Wheelies.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I always get this really left out feeling at Christmas time 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Patrick] Jewish. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Back to Cassandra] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, if you decided to accept Jesus into your heart you and your people could join in on the fun! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You know what you're right! I want to join in on the fun. I don't want a Hannukah bush this year, I want a Christmas tree. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You're playing me again? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, I want to start a personal relationship with Jesus. I want to be saved! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh wow! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Gestures to Patrick] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick! Oh, I don't have all my equipment! Ok, first, you have to confess all of your sins out loud. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, there's all the swearing, I mean, I have a Goddammed dirty mouth. And the sex I mean, are we talking oral 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[claps hand over Cassandra's mouth] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[storming out to her car after being expelled from school] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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He kicked me out! And it was the one time I didn't do anything!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland, does Jesus still love me? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Probably not. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, why not.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tia:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Stop being so stingy! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[eats chocolate] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What? They're my Valentine's day chocolates. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tia:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye, you bought them for yourself so it doesn't count.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm not really a stripper... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm not really a Christian.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Patrick is wearing a loincloth, acting as Jesus dying in a play] Now that's what I call being hung on a cross.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland and I both saw you sneaking out of the clinic. Kudos on the Bono shades by the way!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So, Patrick asked you out and you turned him down? The boy is a tomcat, even if he is a big JC freak. And - double plus bonus - I'm pretty sure he's not a 'mo. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He's Pastor Skip's son, and I'm about to pop a baby out. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I should tell Patrick to act gay around you, maybe then he'll get a little action.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We should get back inside. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[walks away] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to himself] Nice! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[turns around] Do you want a push? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Thanks! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[in his ear] If you stare at my ass again, I will push you off a cliff.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[last lines] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[voice over] I mean, rely, when you think about it. What would Jesus do? I don't know. But in the meantime we'll be trying to figure it out... together.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[first lines] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[voice over] I've been born again my whole life... accepting Jesus.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[drunk] I'm having a vision of the Virgin Mary!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Roland:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Cassandra] I don't want to be the guy who's with the girl because he needs her, I want to be the guy who's with the girl because he wants her.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Want to get something to eat with us? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Patrick:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We're going to DQ. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why? So we can watch Hilary Faye try to get into your Easter basket? No thanks.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Drunk] Hey Roland. Wanna get outta here and you can take me for a spin on that thing... RELEASE HIS PARKING BRAKE HILARY FAYE! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Oh, God, you smell like Tia's dad, have you been drinking?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I should kick your fat Christian ass right now. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You know what? Whatever! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[walks away] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And I'm not even fat! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Your head is fat! Oh! And your ass is fat! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
WHATEVER!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[narrating] Cassandra Edelstine was the first Jewish to ever attend Christian Eagle High School amid rumors that she was a stripper. Everyone wanted to get her saved. Especially Hilary Faye.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mary:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm having a girl. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[looking at Mary's ultrasound] Are you sure you're not having a seamonkey?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hilary Faye:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lay off the tiara, Tia!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Did I ever tell you about the time I shoplifted a frozen turkey out of a Piggly Wiggly wearing only a tube top and daisy dukes?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cassandra:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
She made me listen to the whole Elms CD on her iPod!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
