木更津猫眼

木更津猫眼 (2002) 5.9

"Kisarazu Cat's Eye"

2002-01-18(日本)| 喜剧| 日本
上映时间:2002-01-18(日本) 类型: 喜剧
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Ani: Beer! Beer! Utchi: Beer! Beer! Ani: That's your dad? Utchi: Yeah Ani: [shrugs] Can't be helped. Ani: Been to hospital yet? Buu-san: Just got back Ani: And? Buu-san: Another six months Ani: Where is Bambi? Buu-san: You can at least pretend you care! Ani: We've had this routine before Master: [to his wife] What? I've told you I love you before! Buu-san: [Nekota is trying to sell Busan a drink at the Korean brothel] Buu-san: I can't drink that Yakult-flavoured piss. Nekota: You fool! You'll miss a great deal if you don't buy a bottle! [Busan looks around, all of the Korean girls smile at him] Buu-san: You're kidding me Nekota: It's the truth! Major league super-service! [Nekota suddenly scrunches his nose up to make a face resembling a mouse] Ani: [copying Nekota's expression] It's his lying mouse face! Master: Look out! Buu-san: I'm not stupid Nekota: You'll regret this. [Nekota pulls his bottom lip up making his face resemble a chimp] Ani: A monkey face! Buu-san: [to Nekota] How much? Master: Don't do it! Nekota: Ten thousand yen. [Nekota screws up his face] Ani: What's that face? Buu-san: Give me the bottle! Utchi: Can you make me look handsome? Nekota: Is it him? Ani: Looks like 99 per cent Ozzy but... Master: But? Ani: He's got a hard-on. Buu-san: So what? Nekota: What was his cock like? Buu-san: You don't need to remember! Utchi: Sorry, I've got a stalking problem. Buu-san: Crab is not food, it's my mortal enemy! Mo-ko: If you see my pants, I'll kill you. Utchi: Understood. Master: If anyone can write a love song... [Master looks towards Utchi and his girlfriend, they jump up and down in joy. Master looks away] Master: It's Bambi. Bambi: No way! Ani: We know you're secretly serenading Moko when we're not looking. Master: [singing badly] My love is like a train in your tunnel! Ani: [singing badly] I love you, Moko, I don't care if its legal or not! Buu-san: Kisarazu! Cats! Bambi, Utchi, Master, Ani: Meow! Buu-san: Cats! Bambi, Utchi, Master, Ani: Meow! Buu-san: Cats! Bambi, Utchi, Master, Ani: Meow! Ani: [singing] I don't know your name. I got hit in the heart by your love shotgun. [singing, faster] Ani: Burning! Burning! Master: [slaps Ani round the head] That's the Gundam theme, stupid! Ani: You all right, Ozzy? Oji: [aggressively] Fucking great! Buu-san: [to Ani] Get a job, Hizashi! Ani: I am a bum but my name is not Hizashi! Master: [to Ani] Is draught okay with you, Hizashi? [the Cats are on the beach picking up the garbage. Ani picks up a shiny wrapper and puts it in his bag] Ani: That's mine. [he picks up another] Ani: This one too. [we see in the bag, Ani is just collecting wrapped condoms] [Ani is unwittingly photocopying forged bank notes for Ozzy in front of the others. He has been told to keep it a secret] Bambi: What's this? Ani: Well... Master: [excitedly] The tickets, right? Ani: Exactly! Buu-san: Why are there two types? Ani: Er, this is a... Master: [excitedly] That's for drinks, right? Ani: Exactly! [the cats are trying to escape on a raft, Busan, who they thought was dead and therefore buried him, runs after them. They all jump off the raft and run towards him arms outstretched but he punches Bambi knocking him out] Buu-san: You arrogant bastards thought you could just leave me! You forgot this! Buu-san: [Busan punches Ani, Master then Utchi. Ani and Master stay down but Utchi pops back up] Utchi: But I didn't touch you! [Busan punches Utchi again anyway]

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