Ben Kurtzman:
[voice-over at the end] Life is made up of a few big moments, and a lot of little ones. I still remember the first time I kissed Sylvia, or the last time I hugged my father before he died. And I still remember that white-bread sandwich and that blonde dancing girl with the cigarette pack on her thigh. But a lot of images fade, and no matter how hard I try, I can't get them back. I had a relative once who said that if I knew things would no longer be, I would have tried to remember better.
Ben Kurtzman:
You don't walk out on Sinatra, sir.
Little Melvin:
Don't make me moody.
Nate Kurtzman:
The government doesn't know from shit. They integrate the golf courses in '51, and schools in ' Where's their priorities?
Louie:
They integrated the cricket field in Clifton Park back in ' Can't find a colored person who plays cricket.
Pete, Nate's Assistant:
I beg to differ. That was part of the separate but equal ruling. The coloreds could only play cricket on Tuesdays.
Louie:
You can't find a colored person who wants to play cricket on Tuesday, Wednesday, or Kiss-My-Tuchis-Day.
Charlie, Nate's Assistant:
For that matter, you can't find a white person who wants to play cricket. What is it with that game? It makes no sense. How many players do you need there? What do they use, a mallet or something?
Pete, Nate's Assistant:
Isn't that the one with the hoops?
Charlie, Nate's Assistant:
That's croquet.
Louie:
Nah, croquet is something you eat.
Nate Kurtzman:
Everything is something you eat.
Louie:
No, I saw it here on the menu.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制