[Kneeling down to pray]
Vanessa:
Oh God. God, that was so fuckin' bad.
Vanessa:
Do you wanna get shot a whole buncha times?
Vanessa:
What are ya'll lookin' at? Fuck all ya'll.
[to Bob and Mimi]
Vanessa:
Fuck you, chipmunk face! And your fuckin' skipper wife!
Vanessa:
Them are some mighty big fuckin' teeth ya got there, Bob.
Vanessa:
Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick. Is that you Bob?
Vanessa:
Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the shit comes out the side, you're just a big old shitbag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you shit in that thing motherfucker!
Vanessa:
[holding a gun to her would-be rapist and killer] This is a crucial question, Bob. Do you believe in the lord Jesus Christ and take him for your personal savior?
Vanessa:
Fuck all y'all.
[Imitating Bob]
Vanessa:
My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile!
Vanessa:
I felt like I had been transformed into a human urinal.
[after getting slashed]
Guard:
You didn't have to kill me!
Vanessa:
I didn't kill you, you dirty little pervert, now give me your car keys before I cut your pecker off!
[Standing over a guard who is bleeding on the floor]
Twin#1:
Ooh, he sure is bloody.
Twin #2:
You still think he's cute?
Vanessa:
Mister, I'm a person!
Vanessa:
What, you're gonna do sex to me when I'm dead?
Man:
I am claustrophobic.
Vanessa:
Well I get claustrophobic suckin' strange dick, now get in there!
Vanessa:
I already told you why I shot him you shit-skinned motherfucker.
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You had your turn to speak! I think its only fair to get my 2 cents in. But when a guy does that and hurts someone who never hurt them! which makes him a criminal first and a sick guy second. Its like being crooked takes second place. And Bob, you're crooked, you've proved that to me tonight.
Ramona Lutz:
I DO clean up sir, its just that I'm under a lot of stress. My sister died 3 months ago and I am trying to get off methadone.
Police Officer:
You're on methadone?
Ramona Lutz:
Would you please give me a cigarette?
Vanessa:
Well you don't have to worry about him anymore. I took care of him.
Detective:
Mr. Wolverton is in critical condition, but he's not dead.
Vanessa:
Oh, yeah right. I shot him so many times.
[smiles]
Vanessa:
.
Vanessa:
I don't give a good goddamn!
[to Rhonda's sexual advances]
Vanessa:
Alright, I'll make out with you. But no fucking 'cause I'm straight.
Vanessa:
'Cause I'm pissed off and the world owes me.
Ramona Lutz:
You don't know nothin' about nothin'!
Vanessa:
You shoulda let me out of the car when I asked you to, Bob. You see what happens when ya got bad manners?
Vanessa Lutz:
You fucker! You killed my grandma!
Bob Wolverton:
That's not all I did to grandma.
Rhonda:
I don't get how a person could go through their whole lives never being into girls. I just... I love girls.
Vanessa:
You can keep 'em.
Bob Wolverton:
Chicken soup, and a fucking straw.
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