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Anna Madrigal:
Welcome to my little bordello.
[Mona opens Michael's door to find him in bed with Jon]
Mona Ramsay:
Hi, I'm Nancy Drew. You must be the Hardy Boys.
Mona Ramsay:
Coke?
Mary Ann Singleton:
No thanks, I'm on a diet. Do you have any Fresca?
Mrs. Madrigal:
Good. You're one of us then. Welcome to 28 Barbary Lane.
Mary Ann Singleton:
Thank you.
Mrs. Madrigal:
Yes, you should.
Mary Ann Singleton:
Do you have any objection to pets?
Mrs. Madrigal:
Dear, I have no objection to anything.
Mona Ramsay:
Mouse. Jesus. I figured you got kidnapped by the CIA.
Michael:
Long time, huh?
Mona Ramsay:
Three months.
Michael:
Yeah, that's about my average.
Mona Ramsay:
Oh, you got the shaft?
Michael:
Well, we parted amiably enough. He was terribly civilized about it and I sat in Lafayette Park and cried all morning. Yeah, I got the shaft.
Mrs. Madrigal:
He's a sweet boy, Mona. I approve of him wholeheartedly.
Mona Ramsay:
You make it sound like we're married or something.
Mrs. Madrigal:
There are all kinds of marriages, dear.
Mona Ramsay:
I don't think you understand the trip with me and Michael.
Mrs. Madrigal:
Mona, lots of things are more binding than sex. They last longer too.
Mary Ann Singleton:
So, what do you do for fun?
Connie Bradshaw:
You name it.
Mary Ann Singleton:
I'd rather not.
[Mary Ann and Connie are at a disco]
Connie Bradshaw:
The trick is to look bored with it all.
Mary Ann Singleton:
That shouldn't be hard. I though if we were going out we'd go to Chinatown for some dim sum or...
Connie Bradshaw:
Hon, if you wanna get laid I wouldn't make Chinatown your first stop.
Mary Ann Singleton:
I didn't say anything about getting laid.
Connie Bradshaw:
You don't have to for Christ's sake. Look, if you can deal with your sexuality, you're gonna get screwed but good in this town.
Mary Ann Singleton:
[sarcastic] Oh, I like that. You make it sound like a country-western song.
Connie Bradshaw:
Come on, and try not looking like Tricia Nixon reviewing the troops.
[first lines]
Mary Ann's Mother:
Hellooo?
Mary Ann Singleton:
Mom, It's me.
Mary Ann's Mother:
What's the matter did you miss your plane?
Mary Ann Singleton:
No. I didn't
Mary Ann's Mother:
You know darling we were just talking about you...
Mary Ann Singleton:
Would you call Mr. Lassiter and say I won't be in on Monday?
Michael:
[answering phone] The boring residence of Miss Mary Ann Singleton
Mary Ann Singleton:
[grabbing receiver] MICHAEL!!!!
Mary Ann's Mother:
Mary Ann?
Mary Ann Singleton:
oh.. Hi Mom.
[takes phone into bedroom]
Mary Ann's Mother:
Oh my God. We haven't heard from you in weeks.
Mary Ann Singleton:
Sorry. It's been hectic.
Mary Ann's Mother:
Who was that man?
Mary Ann Singleton:
Who? Oh. Michael. Heeeee's....
Mary Ann's Mother:
What's his last name?
Mary Ann Singleton:
What?
Mary Ann's Mother:
His last name Mary Ann. Don't you KNOW his last name? Oh my God...I saw something like this on "McMillan and Wife" just last week and...
Mary Ann Singleton:
[walking out of bedroom holding receiver aloft for Mona and Michael to hear] What difference does it make what his last name is?
Mary Ann's Mother:
You know darling, your father and I were talking and we thought you deserved a chance to try your wings. But we can't just let you throw your life away.
Mary Ann Singleton:
It's my life to throw Mom.
Mary Ann's Mother:
No it's not. Not when you apparently don't have the maturity to...
Mary Ann Singleton:
Well how would you know?
Mary Ann's Mother:
Mary Ann, a strange man answered the phone.
Mary Ann Singleton:
He's not a strange man Mom. He's a homosexual
[mouthing "shhhhhhh" to Mona and Michael as Mona makes devil's antennae over Michael's head]
Mary Ann's Mother:
WHAT?
Mary Ann Singleton:
I know you've heard of them. They have them on TV now!!!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
