[from trailer]
Lonnie:
Why is everybody gotta be so freakin' stupid these days?
Ian:
Roger, I used to be just like you. But look at me now, I'm awesome! I run this entire place. I'm dating TWO Asian chicks!
Dr. P:
There are two kinds of men in the world; those who run shit, like me, and those who eat shit, like you.
Roger:
What now, bitch?
Roger:
Who's the lion now, bitch!
Dr. P:
How many of you have self-help books? Okay that's your first problem. You can't help yourself, because your self sucks!
[repeated line]
Dr. P:
Lie, lie, and lie some more.
Dr. P:
[to the class] If that's why your here then just get the fuck out of here.
Becky:
Congratulations, you are fat. Would you like a fat medal?
Lesher:
Manila. Dr. P specifically said manila. This is off-white.
Roger:
Sorry.
Lesher:
Sorry doesn't make it manila.
Eli:
[when he grabs his paintball gun] It says here that the shooter must maintain a 100-yard distance from target.
Dr. P:
[shoots Eli in the chest] Anyone else wanna read their gun?
Lesher:
[during date-training, after Walsh whistles] Keep whistling and I'll bite those lips right off your goddamn face!
Dr. P:
This is not a goddamn Tony Robbins seminar. If you're looking for 'Chicken Soup for the Soul', get the hell outta here!
Zack:
[when Roger's beeper goes off] What is he, a pimp now?
Dr. P:
Every once in a while a shepherd has to pluck a sheep from the heard and challenge him. It lets the man know hes worthy of leading him.
Roger:
Well you know what, I dont want to be a shepherd any more!
Dr. P:
Your not the shepherd DUMB ASS! Im the shepherd. Its called an analogy moron.
Roger:
Look you dont understand everything was going so well between us.
Dr. P:
Well clearly, I’m sure your just days away from adopting a chinese kid together.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
