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冒牌老爸 (1999) 6.0

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1999-11-11(斯洛文尼亚)| 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:1999-11-11(斯洛文尼亚) 类型: 喜剧
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32岁的索尼.寇菲斯(亚当.桑德勒)毕业于一所法律学校。他十分想减轻日益增加的成人职责。但是为了赢得前女友的欢心,他将自己引进了各个误区:为了证明自己已经做好了承担成人责任的准备,他以作为生物父亲的理由,从保官那领养了一个5岁大的男孩朱廉。   不久,他开始了他一生中最...更多>

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Julian: But after my nap I always watch the Kangaroo Song. Sonny: It's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take place. This happens about once every ten years so... Julian: Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG! Sonny: ALLLRRIIIGGGHTT! God you were normal yesterday! Sonny: Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking. [Discussing Vanessa's new senior citizen boyfriend] Vanessa: He has a five year plan. Sonny: What is it? "Don't die"? Layla: So two guys you were best friends with in law school fell in love with each other? Sonny: Yeah. Layla: Is that strange for you? Sonny: Uh, nothing changed really. They watch a different kind of porno now. [Music playing in the background] Layla: This is Styx. Sonny: Yeah. Layla: They've been my favorite band since I was, like, twelve. Sonny: You're kidding me? Layla: No, no, I can't help it, I just love them. My friends make fun of me all the time. Sonny: My friends make fun of me all the time, too. I've seen them, like, twenty-five times. Tommy Shaw, when I was, like, sixteen years old, I was at the concert, he actually reached out and grabbed my hand, pulled me up on stage, and I got to do the robot voice for Mr. Roboto! Sonny: I had a mother all lined up for Julian but she's bangin' the Pepperidge Farm guy and this kid is always around! He won't stop peeing and throwing up, he's like a cocker spaniel. Sonny: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She could be my sugar mamma. Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those. Sonny: Hey, the money I won in the cab accident is kicking ass in the stockmarket right now. [Ordering food] Sonny: Julian, what do you want? Julian:

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Thirty packets of ketchup.

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Sonny: I'm going through a rough patch in my life right now. Syracuse is 0 and 3. I got those medical problems. Vanessa: Medical problems? A cab runs over your foot 2 years ago, you spend one night in the hospital. Sonny: First of all that cab was huge. And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth two hundred thousand dollars, so there ya go. Sonny: Hey, you stay away from the frozen food section. Your boobs'll harden. Corinne: What's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister? Sonny: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called "doing the hibbidy-dibbidy." Sonny: Congratulations! You and "Big Boobs" McGee are gonna get along just fine. Kevin: Don't call her "Big Boobs" McGee. Sonny: You're going to explain to your kids that you met their mother while she was waitressing at Hooters? Kevin: Sonny that was five years ago! She's a doctor now, and my fiance. So from now on, Dr. "Big Boobs" McGee. [Sonny is dressed up as Scuba Sam] Sonny: Hi, Julian! How ya doin'? I'm Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve's father. You see, my boy needs to take a bath, the only problem is he's afraid to bathe alone. So, I was wondering if you'd keep him company in the tub.Terrific, and after your bath, you need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart. Julian: I can be in the Scuba Squad? Sonny: Well sure! All you have to do is work hard and don't tell a soul about the Scuba Squad because then everybody's gonna wanna join! Oh, and one more thing! Be nice to the Delivery Guy, will ya? It's not his fault he can't read. Corinne: We wasted the good surprise on you! Sonny: Say "Happy Halloween". Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver: Happy Halloween. Sonny: Yeah, next year be prepared! Homeless Guy: Sonny was real nice to the kid. Wish my father was like him. My father was a military man. Guess I wasn't such a good soldier. Anyways, when I was 35, he tried to give me a crew cut while I was asleep. I woke up, broke his arm, haven't seen him since. I'd rather live in a dumpster then under his freaky ass rules! (Notices a McDonald's bag in Sonny's hand) Anyways, I think Sonny Koufax should be acquitted of all the charges. If O.J. can get away with murder, why can't Sonny have his kid? (points at a black man) This guy knows what I'm talking about! No more questions! Ted Castellucci: Objection, Your Honor! The court is interested in the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father. Lenny: You want my opinion? My son is a moron. Ted Castellucci: I withdraw my objection. Please proceed! [Julian is taking a leak] Julian

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: How come you're not going? Sonny: Because I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every thirty seconds. [Julian and the Delivery Guy are learning how to read] Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia! Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones. Julian: ...but I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass! Julian: I wipe my own ass. Nazo: Me too. Sonny: I'm working on a big case: I'm gonna sue you assholes for making me come down here. [afternoticing Julian had wet the bed] Sonny: My God, that's a shit load of piss. Sonny: What's in the bag Corrine? Chicken wings? Booby tassles? Sonny: Have a good sleep there, Corrine. Pleasant Hooters! Tommy: How long have you delivered food to Mr. Koufax? Nazo: I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've gained weight so that's a problem. Tommy: I see. And, in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian? Nazo: Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish. Tommy: Lamb and tuna fish? Nazo: Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy? Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out? Nazo: Listen, I'll come down there and give you a crew cut, Mister. Homeless Guy: Let's see your clippers. Nazo: Not my problem your father was sick. Homeless Guy: That - well - -Stop yelling at me! AAAhhhhhhhh! Nazo: This is bullshit. Should be same rules for everyone no matter what age! Homeless Guy: This is America. If you don't like Spaghetti and Meatballs, then you can just get the hell out! Sonny: You want a father figure? Stop pulling your sister's hair! Sonny: You'll be missing me when you have that big white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Sonny: I got some interesting news? Lenny: Oh yeah, what? Sonny: I kind of adopted a kid Lenny: What the hell are you talking about? Sonny: I'm talking about you becoming a grandfather, congratulations Lenny: And who the hell would give you a kid?

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