The Parlor (2001)

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  • 片       名The Parlor
  • 上映时间2001年10月06日(美国)
  • 导       演 Geoffrey H...
  • 又       名The Parlor
  • 编       剧 Geoffrey H...

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  • Jerry: Cool name. Mandybear: Thanks. Jerry: Do you like bears? Mandybear: They're okay, I guess. Jerry: Yeah. I think bears are definitely where it's at. So how old are you? Mandybear: I'm You? Jerry: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • I'm Mandybear: Cool. Freaker: *NSYNC rules! Beth: I love *NSYNC! Joey: *NSYNC's okay. Schizo: *NSYNC sucks! Anyone who likes *NSYNC's a fag! Joey: You're a fag, Schizo! Slappy Sue: Don't listen to him Schizo. What grade are you in? Schizo: 8th. You? Slappy Sue: I'm in 9th. But I go to an all-girls catholic school, so that's like being in 10th grade anywhere else. Schizo: Ooohh.. Bambi: Anybody wanna talk to me? Anybody!? Beth: This sucks... I'm outta here! Bambi: [Saddened] Anybody...? Schizo: Hey, if you took a machine gun to Time Square and just started spraying bullets, how many people do you reckon you could kill before the cops took you down. Jerry: I dunno, maybe two, three hundred. Schizo: Oh you think so. I was thinking the gun would jam after about fifty. Joey: Now what in the hell do you know about machine guns, Schizo. Schizo: Now how about I come over there and fucking show you, huh? How about that shit? Security Guard: [Enters room and takes Schizo out] Sir, no swearing in here. Bambi: I think someone really needs to find his spirit animal. Joey: Shut up with the animal crap, Bambi! What, you hang out with Thumper and Flower? Bambi: Nooooo, I don't! Noo! Do yoou!!? Joey: Uhh... noo.. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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